Wednesday, August 15, 2018

I’ve Never Believed I Should Put My Money Where No Man’s Money Has Gone Before

There I was in this guy’s Very Big Impressive Palatial Office. He was selling me hard on how I should invest all of my money in his Bitcoin Cryptocurrency. He was a very high-pressure salesman and he laid out for me the benefits of the Bitcoin by use of a series of questions and probing statements. You would be proud of me. I handled everything he threw at me...

  • Palatial Office Guy (POG)... Do you want to join up with the stinking rich?
  • Me... Huh?
  • POG... Do you want me to tell you the best part?
  • Me... Huh?
  • POG... To become stinking rich you do not even have to know what you are doing because you have me!
  • Me... Huh?
  • POG... You just have to trust me, give me all your money and I will handle the rest for you!
  • Me... Huh?
  • POG... You just put your trust in me and, before you know it, you will have a Palatial Office as big as mine!
  • Me... Huh?
  • POG... Of course, there may be some dramatic fluctuations in the value of your Crypto Nest Egg but I promise you Bitcoin will always bounce back higher than where it was before it dropped like a rock!
  • Me... Huh?
  • POG... Did I say you had to trust me?

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I hope I have not confused you. Watch this video and it will all be made clear in your mind...Or will it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeMv9uKpAZg&feature=youtu.be

 

If that confused you, this one will be better. Trust me.

https://youtu.be/4APcgsRdW6w

 

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 

4 comments:

Bob said...

The only thing I understood was Blockchain. The rest ... Huh? He must have taken his sales lessons from "professor" Stanley Unwin.

Anonymous said...

Good Morning: Your visit to the monetary expert made my teeth hurt. I don’t think I could trust him even if he has big impressive office. Guess I am just so out of touch I can’t believe in a non currency unless I trust him.

Anonymous said...

I have enough trouble with U.S. currency – why do I want another one??

Yabut said...

I was approached by one of these shysters too. I pointed out the error of their ways and got that same, you have to trust me on this line. No bloody way!