On the front page of the 9/5/17 USA Today is this headline…
DACA Could Bedevil Congress
I thought this was amusing and my silly mind started thinking about other things that could Bedevil Congress. I was covered up by a virtual avalanche of things that could send our 9% Approval Rated Congress into a tizzy. …
Ø Oh my gosh! We are back from Recess (aks: Home Work Period, Vacation, Time Off, Kick the Can Down the Road Practice Breaks)! What do we do now?
Ø Quick someone help me out here! That nosey reporter just asked me which state I represent. I’ve been here so long I can’t remember.
Ø What's this Quorum Thing we keep talking about?
Ø What do you mean I have to cast a vote today? I don’t have time now. I’m very busy updating my Facebook Page about what I had for lunch.
Ø No I will not be able to make a speech on the floor this afternoon. I have set aside time to work on that special project President Reagan gave to me a while back. I have a feeling he is going to be looking me up and asking what my conclusions are any day now. He’s not known to be a patient man, you know.
Ø What do you mean Martha’s Vineyard is not my State? I have been going there for 23 years on my Recess, Home Work Period, Vacation, Time Off and my Kick the Can Down the Road Practice Breaks. They really seem to like me there. Now I know why they always say to me, “Senator, I’d vote for you, if I could.” Next thing you will try and tell me is that Martha’s Vineyard is not even a State at all.
I could go on and on but I think you get my drift.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
3 comments:
Good Morning: You have captured the essence of the legislative branch. Ryan says leave it alone even as he has said it was unconstitutional when the o did it just like the o had said it was before he did it. I guess he would rather Trump get the media backlash not him. If this branch can’t do it in 6 months then its rating will go to a minus 9%. Rush says Trump should get all the funding for the Wall now, really begin building it and accept what ryan and some other rhinos want and compromise on status with period of time w/o criminal convictions don’t send them back now.
Martha's Vineyard is not a state? Since when?
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