It’s Not Nice To Fool Mother Nature ... Or The Police

In my newspaper I am told that one of our local police departments conducted an Eight and a Half Hour Swat Standoff Operation with an unusual outcome. Allow me to explain...

• The bad guy ran back into the Standoff House before the police arrived.
• The SWAT Team was called in to augment the police.
• All outside the Standoff House stood around crouching behind things and shouting through bullhorns at the Standoff House from 10pm until 6:30am.
• The bad guy talked to the SWAT Team members on their respective phones several times during the night.
• A robot was sent in to search the Standoff House for the bad guy.
• Later officers stormed the Standoff House to get the bad guy.

It was finally determined that the bad guy was not in the Standoff House.

At 7:15am the bad guy came back to the Standoff House which he was not in and all those crawling, shouting, crouching and gun totting SWAT Team members were really mad at him!

A SWAT Team member is quoted as saying that the Bad Guy must have exited the house unseen when officers initially arrived on the scene. The Smartfella has this to say about that, “No s**t, Sherlock!”

To show their displeasure the Bad Guy was charged with Aggravated Assault, Possession of a Firearm by a Felon and Simple Battery.

The Smartfella believes these are trumped up charges. The Bad Guy’s real crime was Making Officers of the Law Look Silly for 510 Minutes.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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