This posting is about cars. I say that upfront because I am forewarning you that I know what I am talking about in this one. I am a retired Automotive Executive and I was much respected in my rise to the height of my mediocre career. Accept what I am imparting to you in this Foolishness Posting because I know cars
Electric Cars apparently have a range of 40 miles. This is very limiting for the Electric Car Owners but Electric Cars are important. They save trees or icebergs or other such things. We all have to do our part to help the Electric Car Buyers out wherever we can.
If one of us is patriotic enough to buy an Electric Car, anyone who is a friend of said Electric Car Owner should be required by Federal Law to sell his house, if it is more than 40 miles away from the Electric Car owner’s house, and move to within 40 miles of the Electric Car Owner’s house.
Once the distance has been reduced to 40 miles or less, the Electric Car Patriot will be free to go over for a visit anytime he wants to socialize with any one of his friends.
It goes without saying that the visited friend should allow the Electric Car Patriot to charge his vehicle during the socializing so his patriotic friend can get back home.
Would I kid u?
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