Accidents Happen ... Or At Least They Used To

When I was young my Mother (and lots of other mothers, fathers, neighbors, barbers, etc.) would tell me, “Accidents Happen”. That was a long time ago because I come from a long time ago.

Things are different now. Whenever anything bad happens now (also known as, something for which a law suit could be filed), it is somebody’s fault. With any luck it will be the fault of someone or something with a lot of money.

I grew up dependent upon unassailable truths like...

• “A Penny Saved Is A Penny Earned” has now been replaced by, “A penny ain’t much. Throw it on the ground as soon as you walk out of McDonald’s”.
• “A Stitch In Time Is Worth Nine” has now been replaced by, “Throw it away. Go to the mall and buy another one”.

The old saying that worried me the most as a child was the one where, after I asked my Mother for a nickel she would say to me, “If I had a nickel, I would sit up and watch it all night”. This was very traumatic to my little mind. I would immediately start worrying about what, if anything, we were going to eat for supper that night.

Would I kid u?