The Sound Of What Happens After The Contentious Congressional Hearings Are Over

Our 9% Approval Rated Congress is embroiled in more hearings. Listed below is what’s happening in Washington, D.C. at this time...

• Members of Congress are poking holes in the air with their fingers.
• Committee Members are blaming and accusing.
• Testifiers are denying and contradicting.
• Further action is being threatened.
• People are being warned they may be held in Contempt of Congress (whatever that means).
• Indignation is everywhere.
• Witnesses are running for cover.
• Members of Congress are poking holes in the air with their fingers.

Click on the link below to hear the sound what happens after the hearings are completed...

http://ResultsOfCongressionaHearings.mp3

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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Why Was I Not Invited?

Spain has a New King! Long live King Felipe VI!

Even though I am a bit confused about what exactly Spanish Kings do, since they no longer send Armada’s to attack England, I do hope Felipe has a long reign.

After reading my newspaper, I know one thing for sure (based on the list of those people he chose to invite to his Post-Crowning Reception) there are chuckles, giggles and out and out laughs in his and his entourage’s future. My newspaper says the invitees were... Business Leaders, Politicians, Bullfighters, Athletes and Comedians.

He invited Comedians!? What am I, a Potted Plant? Why was I not invited? I have had at least 5 people tell me that they laughed at a few of my attempts at humor. The late Rodney Dangerfield just paid my computer room a visit. He was looking over my shoulder as I pecked out this silliness and he said, “You get no respect, no respect at all”.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: Who do you think will give Felipe the most laughs, the Comedians or the Politicians?

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What Was That Big Swoosh That Just Went By My Aging Head?

Please be honest with me. Do you think the world is passing me by?

This bit of Foolishness is being pecked out from the other side of the hill that I must have gone over. I started to peck out, “just went over” but I honestly do not know exactly when I went Over the Hill...

• On the Internet I just read about Tweens. I had no idea what a Tween was but, in the world of Google we are not allowed to not know for long and now I know what a Tween is because I Googled It.
  Did I just hear you say you did not know what a Tween is and you want me to tell you because you are too busy to Google just now? You are in a heap of trouble if you are too busy to Google, unless it’s because you are busy Tweeting Useless Information. Tweeting Useless Information is acceptable.
  I would hope that any self-respecting Twit ought to want to interrupt his Tweeting long enough to broaden his wealth of knowledge so he can know what a Tween is... Or would he ought to?
  Definition: A Tween is a marketing demographic defined as In-Between Being a Child and a Teenager.
  
• The Internet also just told me, “Nobody emails anymore!”
  Since I do email, I must be a Nobody.
  What really bothers me is that, if nobody emails any more, then all my emails are not being read by anybody.
• This next one is going to be hard for me to change.
  If I write a letter to Jason, I start off with, “Dear Jason”.
  It has been pointed out to me that the Salutation “Dear followed by the recipient's given name or title” is antiquated and simply just not done anymore.
  I was told that to be Modern Proper I ought to use, “Yo, Jason” or, best of all, simply write, “Dude”.
  Somehow I just can’t see myself doing either of these two alternatives.
• This last one has been around awhile but I still cringe when a waiter in a restaurant comes up to my wife & me and says, “How are you guys doing tonight?”
  Guys? Really? Why the waiter would not say the proper greeting, “How are y’all doing tonight?” is beyond me.
  I guess I will eventually accept this guy thing but there is one possible exception.
  My Mother has passed on and, if some Twitty/Tween would come up and say, “Your Mother was a really great guy”, I just might lose control and bop him tween his eyes.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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How Stupid Does The Governor Think We Are?

Welcome To the Stone(ed) Age

I recently aimed my Foolishness Pointer Outer at Marijuana. If you care to refresh your aging memory about this Blog I posted on January 13, 2014, go to... http://forii.blogspot.com/2013/01/taking-high-road.html

Hey, you dear Readers who live in New York State, you better pay attention to this one.

Hey, you dear Readers who do not live in New York State, you better pay attention to this one.

My newspaper tells me that the Governor of New York is about to make his state the 23^rd state to allow easier access to Marijuana for Therapeutic Purposes.

I see no need to again state that I think this is a National Unstoppable Mistake because it appears to be a mistake whose time has come.

Did you just say you have decided that you wanted to go back and read my January 13, 2014 blog posting on this subject but you can’t find the link to that bit of foolishness? Do not worry. I will now give you the link again... http://forii.blogspot.com/2013/01/taking-high-road.html

Just like when Prohibition was on a roll to become the year 1920’s National Unstoppable Mistake the will of the people is in the process of being spoken. I will concede that, as influential as this Blog is in shaping national policy, there is nothing that I can peck out that will even slow down this juggernaut. Please do allow me to quibble with one of the Governor of New York’s major selling points...

The bill has a Fail Safe Provision that would allow the Governor to stop the program at any time.

If the Governor decides he will cancel this Marijuana Is Out There Everywhere Program once it is fully embedded in the very fabric of New York, I would recommend that he warm up for the turning off of this spigot by going to Home Depot and buying a good sized Mop Bucket, a Slicker, a big Waterproof Hat and a good pair of Hip Waders and have his chauffer drive him up to Niagara Falls where he can practice throwing the Falls back to the top of the Falls until the Falls gets tired of Falling.

It is going to be impossible to put a stop to the Marijuana Industry after the money starts flowing.

I can just hear it now, “Ah come on, Gov., all those phony doctors sitting in the corner of all those phony Medical Marijuana Clinics are people too. They have families to support. Have a heart!”

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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Destabilize the Destabilized

I Googled, “Destabilize the Middle East” and got 747,000 results.
Anytime you hear some Talking Head say, “Destabilize the Middle East” (and you hear it often) think about this Blog Posting.
Here are the first 15 of the 747,000...
1. Obama Destabilized the Middle East on Purpose
2. Israel’s Long-Time Strategy to Destabilize the Middle East
3. American Ground Invasions Destabilize the Middle East
4. Snow threatens to destabilize Middle East
5. The Destabilization of Syria and the Broader Middle East War
6. IMPLOSION OF THE MIDDLE EAST: Destabilizing Iraq and Syria
7. Obama and Hillary Helping to Destabilize the Middle East
8. U. S. to Attack Syria and Further Destabilize Middle East
9. Obama Continues the Bush Mistake of Destabilizing the Middle East
10. Brain-Dead Foreign Policy – Destabilizing the Middle East – Feeding the War Cycle
11. Iraqi Shiite Cleric Issues Call to Arms Against Sunni Militants
12. 9/11 - U.S. Planned Middle East Destabilization Since 2000
13. The PNAC Plan to Destabilize the Middle East and the world
14. Destabilizing the Last Stable Area in the Middle East
15. Syrian Civil War Could Destabilize Entire Middle East
I bet you think I made up #4... Snow threatens to destabilize Middle East but I did not. Google it!
My favorite is #14... Destabilizing the Last Stable Area in the Middle East. Believe it or not, the stable referred to is Israel & Palestine. Google it!
Sorry I did not list the other 746, 985 but I think you get the Fella’s drift.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
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Lagniappe: Wow! I just went to check out some of what I pecked out about the 747,000. I searched again on, “Destabilize the Middle East” and found that the 747,000 has jumped to 751,000.
I’m glad I went back to check because I found out I now have a new Favorite! One of the 751,000 is, “Israel-Palestinian ‘Peace’ Would Destabilize Middle East”.
You are forgiven if you think I made this up.

Grandma & Daddy Should Have Known Better

This bit if Foolishness comes to you from my...

I’m More Politically Correct than You Are Politically Correct Department

Modern World appears to be hell bent on condemning people who use phrases that once were Entirely Proper but now are Entirely Absolutely Obviously Not Proper.

• My newspaper told me about an English Grandmother who was ridiculed and accused of being a racist (on Mother’s Day no less) by her 2 grandchildren because she asked one of them if he sang Negro Spirituals in his school choir. The grandmother was shocked and surprised by the verbal attack from her Politically Correct Grandsprings. She was heard to mumble something about how that was what such music was called when she was young. She was probably thinking to herself, “Somehow African-British Spirituals or People of Color Spirituals does not sound right”, as she shamefully slinked off to her nap.
• In my own life I can still picture and hear my Father (he died in 1966) telling me that I should not use the word, “Nigger” but I should say the proper and respectful words, “Colored” or “Negro”. He was a decent man trying to teach his 8 year old offspring correctness before Political Correctness was invented.

Let’s see if I can demonstrate this pervasive silliness with one of my foolish examples…

Let’s say someone said, “That Hispanic Landscaper...” Up pops a Politically Correct Corrector. Yes, they are popping up everywhere. The Corrector would point out that the use of “Hispanic” & “Landscaper” together to identify such a person is a broad brush implication that Hispanic People are not capable of higher forms of employment other than manual low wage servitude to perform chores that some of us feel are beneath some of us. He would surely ask why the word “Hispanic” was used at all. He would finish by demanding to know why the proper term for such employment was not used, Land Beautification Facilitator?

Back to the defense of my Father... It turns out that by our Modern Ever-Changing Politically Correct Standards what he tried to impart to me was neither proper nor respectful. Does that mean my Father was a Racist? Of course he was not but many in today’s Rigid America would say he was indeed a Racist because he should have known the future.

Now that I think about it, he may have been a Racist because, at a minimum, he should have Googled for the proper word usage before he sat me down and tried to teach me what was proper and respectful.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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Lagniappe: In searching Google for the article I saw about the British Grandmother I came across this link listing...

negro spirituals lyrics

famous negro spirituals

negro spirituals audio

negro spirituals YouTube

history of negro spirituals

negro spirituals sheet music

list of negro spirituals

old negro spirituals music

Looks like Google needs to go take a nap also.

Let Me Explain It To You

My newspaper just taught me a lot about Honor Killings. Now that I understand how it works I can better understand where they are coming from... Or can I?

The time “honored” practice of Honor Killing is big in the Middle East.

Did I just hear you say you think we can change their minds about Honor Killings if we only opened a dialog on the subject with them? Come on now, this has been going on for hundreds of years. Instead what we ought to do is to pattern our system of laws after theirs and then they will surely like us.

The following bullet points lay out The Law of the Land in Pakistan...

• A 25 year old woman was recently stoned to death for marrying the person whom she wanted to marry and not the person her family wanted her to marry. 
• She was stoned to death outside the courthouse that had under consideration her appeal to be allowed to marry whomever she wanted to marry.
• Her father, two brothers and her former fiancé (her cousin) were among the dozen or so people who stoned her to death.
• In honor killings most of the time the women’s killers are her own family.
• The only one arrested was her father who says he was required to kill her as a matter of honor because a woman marrying her own choice brings dishonor on her family.
• More than 1,000 Pakistani women are killed each year by their families in honor killings.
• Pakistani Law allows the family to select someone to do the killing and then it also allows the family to forgive the killer.

(I do wish you would stop thinking I make these things up.)

Now do you better understand what we are up against if we try to engage them in a dialog to convince them that our way of doing things is right and theirs is wrong?

An official in my newspaper article is quoted as saying, “This is a huge flaw in the law”. The Smartfella, up until this point, thought all of the people in the middle east were named Mohammed. Now I find myself thinking there is at least one named “Sherlock” because I am thinking, “Flaw in the law? ... No Chit, Sherlock”.

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In the third paragraph above I said, “We need to pattern our culture after theirs”. Allow me to give you a few examples...

• Drivers ought to be allowed by law to run red lights if they have a burning desire to eat a burrito and they can prove to the court that that’s where they were headed when they ran the red light. 
• It is OK to have murdered someone if there were exactly five eyewitnesses to the murder. 
• A person should not have to pay any income taxes if he can prove that there was at least one person in the Good Ole USofA that makes more money than that person makes.

OK I admit that the three bullets above are silly, unworkable and do not make any sense at all. I still think we ought to give them a try because there is not a smidgen of evidence that they would not work since none of the three ideas have ever been tried.

If the Good Ole USofA is completely destroyed as a result of this experiment in foolishness, I am in full agreement that we ought to declare the whole experiment extreme silly poppycock and go back to before the country had been destroyed and make like it had never been destroyed.

I call all of this a Congressional Mulligan and, if Congressional Mulligans are not in the Constitution, they certainly ought to be.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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Getting That Pesky Human Conscience Out Of The Way!

Killer Robots are going to be debated during an informal meeting of killing experts at the United Nations in Geneva.

You learn something new every day. I always thought Geneva was where we went to talk about not killing people.

This will be the first time that the issue of Killer Robots, or Lethal Autonomous Weapons Systems, will be addressed during the UN Convention on Certain Conventional Weapons (CCW).

Professor Arkin from the Georgia Institute of Technology told the BBC he hoped Killer Robots would be able to significantly reduce non-combatant casualties but feared they would be rushed into battle before this was accomplished.

He went on to state that Killer Robots may be better able to determine when not to engage a target than humans can determine, "and could potentially exercise greater care in so doing".

(Don’t you just love it when terms like, “exercise greater care” are used in discussions about killing people.)

The discussion of drones, however, is not on the agenda as they are yet able to operate completely autonomously. There are signs this may change in the near future. (Yes, the underlined part is a link. Click on it if you want to read some really futuristic stuff that Fella is not getting into in this blog posting.)

What will they think of next? Such a tidy idea... Robots with no blood, sweat or tears on our side and piles of dead on the other side of the battlefield.

Or is their side going to be our side?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe:

In the Past... Peter Sellers said, “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War the Room!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAeqVGP-GPM

In the Future... We might be saying, “You can’t kill us in here. We are being busy killed by that thing up there and it does not seem to acknowledge the White Flag we are waving at it. We are up to our third Flag Holder.”

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Peter The Great Furnerk

I went to the Cell Phone Hall of Fame yesterday. It was an eye opening experience.

As I walked into the Hall’s very impressive lobby I was greeted by an immense statue of a be-speckled young man holding a cell phone in his hand and gazing off into the far beyond.

That statue could not help but get your attention. I immediately became curious to know who the man was who had inspired such a huge statue of himself.

The pedestal’s plaque read, “Peter Furnerk”. Now that I knew who he was I still did not know who he was. I asked the Docent who was standing nearby (they are always standing nearby).

The Docent was polite (they are always polite) but he did seem to be a bit unbelieving that I was asking such a silly question. For a moment it seemed that he was not going to even tell me who Mr. Furnerk was. It was as if he thought I was so uninformed he felt, “You Can’t Handle The Info!” I fully expected Jack Nicholson to appear and slap me around a bit.

He finally decided I was one or two steps above completely stupid so he gave me the truth to try and handle.

He explained that the sainted Mr. Furnerk was once a low level executive with a fledgling company named Cell Phones R Us. His stroke of genius was that he came up with the marketing idea used to convince the parents of the Good Ole USofA that they should buy their children Cell Phones due to Safety Concerns.

The parents immediately grasped the idea that their little tykes needed to be protected from Sexual Predators, Evil Doers, Strangers, the Riff, the Raff, Frick, Frack and those of a Differing Political Persuasion.

This marketing pitch changed the Cell Phone from a mere Sure-Fire Winner to an Unbelievable Skyrocket that will never come down to Earth. Overnight the Cell Phone went from an Adult Necessity to a Wet Slippery Necessity that that babies all across the Fruited Plain were gnawing on in their baby cribs at night.

Life is not always fair. Mr. Furnerk got a statue erected to him but the poor soul who first stood up many years ago and recommended to his Board of Directors that their company ought to start bottling and selling something they got out of their home faucets for free was fired and died penniless in a flop house in Altoona.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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Something Is Wrong. I’m Not Smart Enough To Know Exactly What Is Wrong. I’ll Let You Figure It Out.

My newspaper tells me that in 2013 our 9% Approval Rating Congress (elected by us) passed 73 Laws.

During 2013 Bureaucrats (elected by no one) issued 3,659 Regulations.

There is the thorny issue. The 73 is probably too high but the 3,659 is definitely too high. You’re smart. You figure it out.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: For starters, we ought to require the Bureaucrats adopt the Congress’ Three Day Work Week? Really, how much damage can they do in Three days? Oops! I just saw the flaw in this bit of logic.

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Message to Congress. Don’t Be A Yes Man! Next Time Your Party Leader Says No ... You Say No!

Before I get into the Foolishness of this one, consider these facts about the Post Office’s plan to save money by eliminating some House To House Delivery...

• Something has to be done since the Postal Service reported a $1.9 billion loss for the first three months this year despite continued cost-cutting, a 2.3 percent rise in operating revenue and increased employee productivity.
• Something has to be done since the package business has risen but the Postal Service continues to struggle with inflationary cost increases and an ongoing decline in first-class mailing as people move to the Internet for letter writing and bill paying.
• Postal officials have asked repeatedly for comprehensive legislation from Congress to give them more control over personnel and benefit costs and more flexibility in pricing and products.
• Various legislative proposals have been advanced but Congress has not been able to agree on a bill with any broad changes.
• A 2006 law requires the Postal Service to prefund its retiree health benefits. Meeting that requirement accounts for the bulk of the Postal Service's red ink.
• Converting to communal or curbside delivery would save $2 billion annually.
• The plan to put banks of cluster boxes with separate compartments for each address has not been proposed for urban areas since there's no place on city streets to put the cluster boxes.
• People with disabilities who have difficulty leaving their homes could get waivers.
• People who still want delivery to their door could pay extra for it.
• Only 1% of all addresses nationwide would undergo a delivery change.
• Communal boxes offer a safe, locked location for packages, doing away with the need for carriers to leave packages on porches and subject to theft and bad weather.

Everyone ought to agree that something has to be done. Even Congress agrees something has to be done. The problem with Congress is what ought to be done.

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THE PROPOSED PLAN:

“WASHINGTON (AP) — Millions of Americans would no longer get mail delivered to their door but would have to go to communal or curbside boxes instead under a proposal advancing through Congress.

The Republican-controlled House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, on an 18-13 party-line vote, approved a bill Wednesday to direct the U.S. Postal Service to convert 15 million addresses over the next decade to the less costly, but also less convenient delivery method.”

Here is what caught my eye in the above two paragraphs, “on an 18-13 party-line vote”.

The Smartfella’s question is, Why can’t the political parties agree on anything in Washington D.C.?

It is an Etched in Stone Undeniable Fact that Congress cannot agree on anything and here is how it works...

• An idea is proposed.
• The idea is brought up for discussion in Congress.
• The first thing any member of Congress asks is, “Which party made this proposal?”
• If the answer comes back that the Democrat Party made the proposal, a Democrat says, “That’s brilliant! I agree wholeheartedly” and a Republican says, “That is unworkable! You can bet that this proposal is DOA (Dead on Arrival)”.
• If the answer comes back that the Republican Party made the proposal, a Republican says, “That’s brilliant! I agree wholeheartedly” and a Democrat says, “That is unworkable! You can bet that this proposal is DOA (Dead on Arrival)”.

As usual I have a fix...

• Do not tell any member of Congress who made any proposal.
• Do not let them discuss any proposal.
• Do not let them go to Happy Hour because this would give them occasion to find out who proposed the proposal.
• Hold a vote within 20 minutes of the surfacing of any proposal.

This would force the various members of Congress to make up their own minds without the Party’s Leadership telling them how to think.

I drove to Washington yesterday and asked the first 12 members of Congress I came across what did they think about the Curbside Delivery Save a Ton of Money Proposal. Without exception each one of them immediately took out his Smartphone and Googled the word “think”.

My drive home was very depressing.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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There Is Still Hope

Here is what greeted me in my newspaper this morning on the World & Nation page...

• Nigeria’s Boko Haram kills 29 in village attack
• Security Council urged to consider Syria aid access
• Bomb wounds three in Kenyan city of Mombasa
• Puerto Rico cops arrested on corruption charges
• Thirty-two killed in attacks on Shi’ite pilgrims
• Two companies recall walnuts and hummus
• U.S. states probe eBay cyber attack
• Thai army takes power in coup
• Michael Jace (whoever that is) (I put in the parentheses before this parentheses) charged with wife’s murder
• Jennifer Lawrence blames friend for her throwing up

Why do I think There Is Still Hope? That’s because, after reading all the above, I turned to the Comics Page and Blondie & Dagwood are still there.

Yea, I know, I am very good at Grasping at Straws.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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Revolutionary Idea For A New Form Of Government For The Good Ole USofA

Let’s elect Representatives and Senators and send them to Washington D.C. and have them vote on issues on our behalf.

What’s that you say? You say that we already have such a form of government? You really think so? Guess you have not been paying attention.

What we have now is a House of Representatives and a Senate where two individuals decide what the other 433 Representative and Senators will vote on. If these two guys see that they do not have enough votes to carry their side, they do not allow any vote to even take place.

The Smartfella’s Question Of The Day...

Why Do We Have The Other 433 Representatives and Senators?

If we did not bother electing, paying, housing and flying the 433 back and forth, we would save a lot of money.

Anytime change is contemplated in Washington there are always Special Interest Groups that bring pressure to bear to protect their narrow self interest. This idea of mine will certainly devastate one very influential industry and we can expect their spirited opposition... The Happy Hour Industry.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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Times They Are A Changing

Chalk these random thoughts up under the category of Progress... Or is it?

• Boy George is out of the news. Was there ever such a thing as a Boy George?
• We now have cell phones which allow us to be in constant communication with everyone about everything. There is, of course, that major drawback where some of us do not understand that a cell phone can actually be talked into from home. As a result of this misconception, many of us run to our cars and start driving around before we answer our phones. This wasteful practice is costing the Good Ole USofA a lot of precious petroleum resources.
• We no longer have to lick the back of postage stamps with our tongues. Disgusting to begin with and most certainly carried postal germs.
• There are no longer Bell Bottom Pants in my closet.
• For those of us who enjoy Body Mayhem, it is nice that tattooing has become accepted in all parts of our Out of Control Society. Now, if we could only convince the tattooees that turtleneck long sleeve shirts and long pants are the order of the day all year round, our eyes would not hurt near as much as they do.
• I’ve reached the age where I no longer am physically able to go out 3 times a week and run 3 miles because I mistakenly thought it was a lot of fun.
• I no longer have to stick a key in a lock to open my car. At the time I never gave it a second thought about whether or not my car liked being poked like that.

Expanding on the above bullet...

• Had we all understood at the time that cars were people too we would never have gotten rid of our Horse Drawn Buggies which would have allowed the Buggy Whip Makers of the world to continue to enjoy the lifestyle to which they had become accustomed.
• We have now come to the realization that some of the other mere things we once thought of as mere things are actually people too like Spotted Owls, Trees, Household Pets and, of course, Snail Darters.

By golly, I just realized that I am wallowing in the Animal Dark Ages. Please allow me to correct my ignorant statement about “Household Pets” (& other animal stupidity of mine)...

• We no longer “Own a Pet” but we are now "Human Caregivers".
• Your furry friends are no longer “Pets” but are "Companion Animals".
• Others say your Pets/Companion Animals are not either of these two nomenclatures. They are Family Members.
• Those deer eating your garden are now "Free Living Animals" not “Wild”.
• Pets in France will no longer be considered as pieces of furniture, after parliament voted to grant them new rights. A spokesman said, “Parliament had recognized an obvious fact: animals are beings endowed with feelings”.

The Bottom Line... Come to think of it, if a space ship were hovering above the Earth & saw a Human Caregiver walking his Companion Animal and stooping down and picking up the pooped poop, which one would the space visitor think is the Superior Being?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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The Evils Of Smoking

If you have been alive since the 1960s you know all about the dire consequences of smoking cigarettes. If you were alive in the 1960s, you are pretty old which means you may not remember the aforementioned dire consequences, so here is a refresher...

• Cancer of the lungs.
• Cancer of any part of the body that may have been associated with your lungs.
• Emphysema
• Bad breath.
• Awfully bad breath.
• Yellow teeth.
• Stinky clothes.

In doing my research for this blog posting I came across an article that made smoking sound worst than I thought it was...

• There's no addiction like cigarette addiction. (I’m not sure I believe this but that’s what was written by this fellow who some say is a smarter fellow than the Smartfella.)
• Cigarettes can destroy a body's circulation.
• Depression is synonymous with smoking.
• In the short term cigarettes please the senses, but in the long-term they destroy one's life and health completely.
• Many people have died prematurely, suffering horrible slow deaths because of smoking.
• There are harmful effects of tobacco smoke on atherosclerosis, one of the driving forces of cardiovascular disease. All these awful consequences regarding atherosclerosis are greater in women than in men.
• Cigarette smokers are most often selfish, inconsiderate, rude, likely to be in debt, struggling in their marriages, slobs, insulting, disgusted with life and negative in their opinions about lots of things.
• 95% of all cigarette smokers are inconsiderate people, throwing their cigarette butts on the ground, gossiping about others while they smoke with other smokers and live immoral lives of apathy and indifference.

Second Hand Smoke: We are told breathing in smoke that others have breathed out is worst than if you had breathed in the breathed out smoke before the breath in smoker himself had breathed it in. (I have never been able to get my mind around why second hand smoke is worst that first hand smoke.)

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With all of the above having been said and accepted as fact, how do we explain the growing movement in this country that says?...

Marijuana Smoking Is A Wonderful Thing

Sucking Marijuana Smoke Into Your Lungs & Letting It Swish Around In There, Is Many Times A Medical Necessity

It Ought To Be Legalized & Anyone Who Is Against Marijuana Smoking Being Legalized Is A Terrorist

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Do you feel I got carried away with the use of the word “terrorist”. Maybe so, but it’s just that in the Good Ole USofA we are throwing the word “terrorist” around an awful lot these days. I guess I felt it was OK for me to throw it around it after I saw that first grade boy who recently kissed that first grade girl on the hand while in school referred to as a “terrorist”.

The six-year-old was suspended and the powers that be had the charge of Sexual Harassment placed on his record.

I do apologize. Who am I to spread silly just because I see silly being spread?

Does he look like a Terrorist to you?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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Lagniappe: This guy has 20 minutes to live...

No Matter What Your Beliefs Are, You Certainly Are Worried About This... Or Are You?

On February 20, 2014 a petition bearing more than 110,000 signatures was delivered to The Washington Post demanding a ban on any article questioning Global Warming.

What’s that you just said? Did you really say this is OK with you because you are a firm believer in Global Warming? If you just said this, you are at the bottom of the Proverbial Slippery Slope looking up at its well greased entrance.

Let us expand this analogy and look up at other logical ideas on the edge of taking the plunge...

• We do hereby petition that all citizens of the United States vote only for Democratic Candidates.
• We do hereby petition that all citizens of the United States vote only for Republican Candidates.
• We do hereby petition that all citizens of the United States read and be entertained by the humor, logic and cleverness of Foolishness...Or Is It and stop whatever they are doing to read every posting as soon as they become aware that a new posting has been released.

I agree with only one of the above bullets because, as anyone can see, it is Settled Logic.

There you go again saying there I go again getting all riled up about nothing? You contend that no major newspaper will ever adopt such an anti-free thought policy... Or would any major newspaper not?

It seems the Los Angeles Times has already done just that and is waiting patiently for other major newspapers to see the light...

http://forecastthefacts.org/press/releases/2014/2/20/110k-call-washington-post-end-climate-change-denia/

This posting was written by me as I look down from the edge of the Slippery Slope into the abyss at the bottom. It looks like absolute chaos down there…

Be Afraid ... Be Very Afraid

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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ism Is The Problem

I never went to Dartmouth College. I have always thought that was because I was not smart enough but I am beginning to wonder. I probably am smart enough. I am certainly smarter than the current crop of Dartmouth Students.

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I put that 24 Dashes Centered Bolded Line above to indicate that I just decided to take this blog posting in a totally different direction. I am not going to discuss how smart Dartmouth College students are...Or are not. I am going to give credit where credit is due and acknowledge the fact that these Whiz Kids have hit upon what is wrong with the world in which we live.

Do you see it? Of course you do... Or do you?

It’s “ism” words. That’s what’s wrong with us. If we just rid the world of words that end in “ism”, we would make all the peoples of the world like each other, get rid of war, fill in all potholes, clear up all pimples, make everyone slim and trim, close the gap in all gapped teeth persons, etc.

As smart as these students are it appears that they left out an “ism” word that they could have put on their list. They left out “Stupidism”.

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Smartfella

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Many Times I Have Been Called A Nice Guy...Or Have I Been?

Since you have stuck with me all these years, I am about to be nice to you...finally.

A recent Wall Street Journal Article (We Actually Get Nicer With Age) tells me that I am on the verge of becoming nice.

I've got the age part done and any day now the nice in me will come out.

Feel free to pass this on to all those people who have been waiting for you to be nice to them. It will give them hope.

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Smartfella

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This Can’t Be True ... Or Can It?

Is it really true that in the Good Ole USofA a 7 year old was suspended from school for 2 days for chewing his breakfast pastry into the form of a gun? Are we nuts?

As I thought about this story more deeply, I changed my mind....

• He was 7 years old. A 7 year old is not a 6 year old. If he were a 6 year old his actions could be overlooked but a not 7 year old! That’s unconscionable!
• A 7 year old is only 11 years away from being an 18 year old and an 18 year old can carry a gun in the Armed Forces and is already old enough to carry a gun in Chicago.

Going one step further, if I were the school principal and, if this little hoodlum had chewed part of his breakfast pastry into the form of 5 or 6 bullets, I might not have been able to restrain myself. There is no telling what I would have done to this little Capone Wannabe!

As I was pecking this bit of Foolishness out, I started to think that I was getting carried away. I called Willy Wonka and he assured me that I was right on and told me to go to press.

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Smartfella

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Read it and weep... http://foxnewsinsider.com/2013/03/02/7-year-old-suspended-for-biting-his-pastry-into-a-gun/

The IRS Ought To Spend A Little Time Reading History

The English Peasant’s Revolt of 1381 started when tax collectors attempted to squeeze a Poll Tax from villagers in Essex. It didn’t go well and the tax collectors were run out of the village.
When troops arrived to enforce order, a peasant mob ran them off as well and beheaded six clerks who had come along to do the math.
Now don’t go saying to yourself, “Self, the Smartfella is advocating violence because he wants people beheaded!”
I am not doing any such thing. I just think, if the IRS would read a little history, they might get a little nervous and a wee bit more pleasant. In my book nervous and pleasant would be a step in the right direction for the IRS.
I just had a call from my assigned IRS Harasser. I read him this blog posting and he said to me, “I am very familiar with the word 'nervous' because I see it all the time but what does the word ‘pleasant’ mean?”
I told him to Google It!
Would I kid u?
Smartfella