Tuesday, April 02, 2024

I know how to stop all the Violence, Mayhem and Blowing Up of Things in the Middle East

I know I don't have to remind you that I am The Noticer. Here is a recent notice that I noticed but you would not have noticed even if you had run across what I noticed...

The Middle East Terrorist we see on television every night are always driving around in Small Toyota Pick Up Trucks with a whole bunch of armed to the teeth terrorist in the bed of their Small Toyota Pickup Trucks and 50 Caliber Machine Guns mounted in the bed of their Small Toyota Pickup Trucks.

They and their Small Pickup Trucks are responsible for all the Mayhem, Violence and the Blowing Up of Things we see on the Nightly News.

As Usual, Fella has a Fix. It is as simple as this...

  • Tell Toyota they are not allowed to build any more Small Pickup Trucks.
  • Tell Toyota to tell the Terrorist that there is a Return To The Factory Recall in effect that requires the return of all Small Pickup Trucks to the Original Assembly Plant for replacement of the 50 Caliber Machine Gun Bracket.
  • Once all the trucks are back in Toyota’s hands, Toyota can send a text message to all terrorists and tell them that they have been tricked and their Small Pickup Trucks will not be returned to them.

It won’t be long before the terrorist are going to be all tuckered out from walking all over the place carrying all those 50 Caliber Machine Guns, Handguns, AK 47s, Explosives and Ammunition. They are going to be so tired they are going to stop with all that Violence, Mayhem and Blowing Up Of Things. Letters the likes of this will be flying all over the dessert, “Dear mom, if I promise not to blow you up, can I come home? I've had it with all this Violence, Mayhem And Blowing Up Of Things. It's not as much fun as it used to be. I’m going to open a kiosk in the mall to sell dates and new and used magic carpets”.

There you have it the Violence, Mayhem and Blowing Up of Things Up In the Middle East will be a thing of the past before they know what hit them and they are going to be so tired they won't hit back.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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