Getting Around Galilee vs. Getting Around The Earth

All of my Dear Readers who have been Dear for awhile know I can see into the Future. This time my seeing was different because I found myself Looking into the Past and then Looking into the Future from the Past.

You are probably going to find this Blog Posting Confusing and Crazy but there are a lot of Confusing and Crazy things going on in the world right now. If you stop and think a bit, what better place for Confusing and Crazy is there than a Blog named Foolishness...Or Is It?

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Around 2,000 years ago this conversation took place between God the Father and Jesus Christ his Son...

Ø Jesus said, “I think it is time I go and save the world because things are really going badly down there”.

Ø God the Father said, “Sonny, I think you better wait till 2020. Things will be a lot worse by then”.

Ø Jesus said, “Father, you have never been wrong in the past but are you sure I ought to wait?”

Ø God the Father said, “You are pretty smart yourself. I tell you what I will do. I’ll think about it and let you know.”

God the Father, being a God of his word, got right on with his Think About It Promise...

Ø He looked into the year 2020.

Ø After he stopped shuddering at what he saw, he saw Jesus riding around on an Ass while Texting.

Ø He immediately understood that Ass Transportation was a really slow way to get around.

Ø He also came to an understanding that the area Jesus would have to cover in Galilee in 30AD was not really that big when compared to the Entire Earth in 2020.

Ø Ass Transportation just would not do in 2020.

Ø His Son was going to have to travel by Private Jet in 2020 or, instead of being away from heaven for 33 years, he would have to be gone for a couple of hundred years.

Ø He thought about how much he liked having his Son around and he shuddered again but this time at the thought of such a long separation.

Ø He got out his calculator (Actually his calculator was in his head. He had always been good with numbers.)

Ø He calculated how many Loaves and Fishes Jesus and his Disciples would have to sell to save up $50 Million for a Private Jet.

His decision was made in an instant. He called Jesus back into his presence and said, “Start packing”.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: I did not read this article (link below) about the Noah’s Ark Replica and Theme Park in Northern Kentucky, Ark Encounter. I just got a kick out of the article headline... “Lawyers for Noah’s Ark theme park are suing its insurance company for rain damage” J