Friday, November 01, 2019

Communities Around The Good Ole USofA Are Telling Other Communities Around The Good Ole USofA That They Know What’s Good For Other Communities Around The Good Ole USofA And Threatening The Other Communities To Start Thinking As They Are Told To Think Or Economic Pressure Will Be Brought Upon Them To Correct Their Thinking.


So Far I Have 140,804 Views of My Blog. I’m Right Behind Justin Bieber…Or am I?

In this country we once had a bunch of Freedoms. Now we are evolving into a nation of We Know Better Than You Know and, if you don’t do as we tell you to do, we will organize my fellow clear thinkers to stop buying your Cheez-Its and, if that does not work, me and my fellow clear-thinkers will come into your grocery store and stomp on your Cheez-Its.

Once upon a time we used to be able to make up our own minds about what we liked and disliked but now we are being told what we have to like and dislike. I like the old days (where I come from).

For example, the City of Galoshes depends on the sale of Galoshes for its survival. The City Council of Galoshes has determined that any City, Town, Village, Hamlet, Cardboard Box in Los Angeles or San Francisco or Portland or Seattle that does not support the City of Galoshes by buying their required assigned annual quota of Galoshes is no friend of the Galoshenites of Galoshes.
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If the above paragraphs sound silly that’s because they are silly. However, the very fabric of this Good Ole USofA is being turned into a confusing quagmire of dos and don’ts and if you don’t do your required dos or do do your forbidden don’ts, you are subject to harsh penalties.

You can bet that all of this craziness has something to do with the Once Great State of California because craziness in the Good Ole USofA usually gets its start in the Land of Fruits and Nuts.

If you want to read all about it, you can read the Lagniappe Link at the bottom of this Blog Posting.
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Actually, City Governance has now become easy in the Good Ole USofA. Find out what San Francisco is doing and do the opposite. 

Here is a partial listing of what San Francisco is demanding of us…
Ø Eat one package of Rice-A-Roni (the San Francisco Teat) every day for breakfast (the flavor is optional for now but that may change in the not too distance future).
Ø Take a ride on a Trolley every day. If there is not a Trolley where you live, move to a place where there is a Trolley where you live.
Ø Each of us must accept the fact that the $1,000,000 Cardboard Box is the wave of the future.

Would I kid u?
Smartfella

Lagniappe: Before you read the link below think back to those thrilling days of yesteryear…
Ø When Americans had the right to express themselves openly without fear of seeing throngs of demonstrators marching outside their place of business.
Ø When we did not see signs that read…”We respect your right to think for yourself. We just hate you for thinking for yourself.”
Ø When your customers came into your Grocery Store and said to you…”I could not disagree with you more about what you just said but I’ll buy your Pork ‘n Beans anyway because you have a right to think what you think and Pork ‘n Beans aren’t that important”.

Lagniappe #2: Would it not be great if Californians loved Kumquats and Kumquats could not be grown in California and the other 49 States refused to sell them Kumquats?

3 comments:

Potatohead said...

Kumquats must be banned immediately and the name removed from all dictionaries because you can’t play it in words with Friends. Boycott WWF for not banning that word. Dissolve Apple for promoting such a racist word. Down with tyranny. Long live mutation. I think

Anonymous said...

A lot to think about.

Anonymous said...

Right On. Another day of yearning for the good old times. Say hello to Ms. FellaO for me. Come visit anytime.