Tuesday, October 06, 2015

What Does The Word “Final” Mean To You

I’ve written about this before (actually twice before) & I am perfectly within my Blogging Rights (Blogging Rules & Regulations Section 7 Subsection A2 Part b) if I want to write about it again because the phenomenon is not subsiding in any way.

My newspaper tells me that BP & our Federal Government have reached another “Final” settlement to finally settle their ongoing Final Settlement Talks about the 2010 Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

Our Justice Department’s spokesman said, BP “is receiving the punishment it deserves”. As sharp as this spokesman is there were a few words left out of this statement. It should have said, “is receiving the latest final punishment it deserves unless & until the next final punishment is levied against these awful people. Some have said that we are being too harsh on BP but I say this latest final levy against them is more than justified because BP used to have a lot of money”.

What’s next? What happens when BP actually does run out of money? Our Federal Government will need to replace that lost Income Stream. If it is an election year, it will not be able to raise taxes until after the election & I foresee what their next Revenue Producing Idea will be... I foresee our Federal Government suing Mexico for the oil spill because, after all, it is Mexico’s gulf. If a terrorists goes into your local super market & puts a banana peel on the floor & you come along & slip on that dangerous peel, it is the fault of the super market, is it not? Of course it is!

You did not see that coming did you? Don’t feel badly about that. That’s why you have me. Keep reading & you will not have to worry about seeing the future. After my heart attacks me, you are on your own.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: http://forii.blogspot.com/2015/07/the-gift-that-keeps-on-giving.html

 

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