Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart saving money by spending money and I was handed an Informational Flier by an employee associate. The flier had just been received from Wal-Mart’s CEO in Bentonville, Arkansas and the store manager was more than eager to get it into the hands of all money savers presently in the store.
The flier read...
We are always looking for ways to make your shopping experience more pleasurable. That’s why I have authorized the expenditure of $10,000,000 to buy and install nationwide a whole bunch of, “This Register Is Closed” signs.
Not only does Wal-Mart save you money but now you will be more quickly directed to the few registers we have opened for you shopping convenience.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
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Our store must have received the first new sign shipment. It is in Chinese but one of the elementary charter schools here offers Chinese and Spanish. We had some kids tell us what all the signs said. Around these parts we are really ahead of the curve.
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