Anonymous says: Not just a bathroom book. Useful at stop lights also.
Once upon a time...
Some ruffians started tripping people as they walked by.
*The whole country started speculating as to why these guys started tripping people as they walked by...
- Some said we ought to wait and see if the tripping was accidental.
- Some said it did not look premeditated.
- Some said that some of the trippers looked sorry.
- Some speculated about the trippers being uncoordinated.
- Some sought federal funding for a study into the trippers upbringing.
- Some blamed their unfortunate behavior on the fact that school yard dodge ball had not yet been banned when they had gone through Elementary School.
- Some said that we ought to make sure that they, in fact, did not have a constitutional right to trip people.
Escalation #2: The next thing we knew the trippers/punchers had turned to mugging.
Escalation #3: Before we knew what hit us the trippers/punchers/muggers were robbing banks.
Escalation #4: Low and behold all of a sudden the trippers/punchers/muggers/robbers were planting bombs.
After all four escalations above (see * above) similar analyses were conducted as to what had happened to cause each escalation.
As society crumbled into itself the intellectuals amongst us argued, “We should refrain from taking any kind of concerted and/or forceful action against the trippers/punchers/muggers/robbers/bombers because doing so might make them mad.”
There is a similarity between the above Foolishness and Iran, North Korea and 1930s Germany. I'm sure you see it ... Or do you?
Would I kid u?
On a lighter note (but maybe related to the above Foolishness)... If you have a brand new gold tooth in the front of your mouth, don’t smile at a mugger.
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