Friday, July 16, 2021

Be Careful Who You Blindly Follow

 

Wall Street Journal

The Cultural Revolution Comes to North America

‘Call-out’ mobs aim not to persuade or debate, but to humiliate the target and intimidate others.

By Anastasia Lin

April 7, 2019

“In China, people in my father’s generation—he was born in 1957—learned to keep their heads down and to watch what they said, even to their closest friends, for fear of being accused of thought crimes. Privacy and Trust were dissolved, and informants were everywhere”.

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If you want to read all about it and you have a WSJ Subscription, click here: https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-cultural-revolution-comes-to-north-america-11554661623?mod=article_inline

If you don’t have a WSJ Subscription, this will give you the gist of the story: https://www.lifezette.com/2020/06/chinese-cultural-revolution-comes-to-the-u-s/

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The Chinese Cultural Revolution was Amazing in that so many people Jumped On Board and were completely devoted to its precepts but it was also Frightening because so many people had no choice but to Jump On Board and be (or give the impression that they were) completely devoted to its precepts.

The above is sort of an introduction to the real reason for this Blog Posting. If you did or did not read the above links, that’s OK because the best is yet to come. Actually I could insert a new Subject right here...

Be Careful Who or What You Blindly Follow

I got this blog all ready to send and I got cold feet. I thought this is crazy. These numbers are too large to be believed. So I went back to the Internet and searched on “Mao's war on pests”. If you do the same you will find a humongous number of articles on this subject.

A big part of the Chinese Cultural Revolution concerned Small Things like Sparrows.

Get ready to be amazed...

Mao Zedong (1893-1976) disliked pests. Among those creatures that Mao labeled as pests were Sparrows. The result of his War on Sparrows was one of the biggest ecological disasters in human history.

As part of his “Great Leap Forward” program, Mao introduced the “Four Pests” campaign in 1958. His intent was to promote hygiene, reduce disease, and encourage greater crop production through the eradication of Rats, Mosquitoes, Flies, and Sparrows.

His obsession with sparrows may surprise you. The particular sparrow that earned his wrath was the Eurasian Tree Sparrow. Granted, it was responsible for consuming a substantial portion of China’s crops, but so did many other birds. The sparrow, however, was declared to be “public animals of capitalism.” Citizens were encouraged to take the battle to the birds, and they responded with gusto.

The people of China went after the sparrows with a multi-faceted battle plan. Some set traps for the birds. Others went on a hunt for their nests, destroying the habitat, eggs, and chicks. Professional hunters went out with guns, shooting the birds by the droves. Others chased after the birds with pots and pans, driving them to exhaustion until the sparrows fell dead to the ground.

A 16-year-old boy named Yang She-mun was considered a national hero for personally killing 20,000 sparrows by identifying their nests during the day and then strangling them at night with his bare hands.

The battle against the birds was so intense that some sparrows sought political asylum. When some sparrows took up shelter in Poland’s embassy in Beijing, China requested permission to enter the embassy grounds to scare away the birds. The request was denied. Consequently, a large gathering of Chinese citizens surrounded the embassy with drums and made enough noise that after two days the sparrows decided to throw caution to the wind and leave their sanctuary. Those that remained were so stressed and exhausted by the ordeal that embassy personnel had to clear away the bodies of the dead sparrows with shovels.

The Four Pests campaign was wildly successful in its initial objectives. An estimated 1.5 billion rats, 100 million kilograms of flies, and 11 million kilograms of mosquitoes were wiped out. As for the sparrows, the casualties were similarly impressive. As many as 1 billion sparrows met their demise, driving the species to near-extinction within China.

Unfortunately, the war against sparrows had other consequences. As pesky as the sparrow can be, it also serves an important role in reducing other pests. With the sparrow population all but eliminated, many of the birds’ prey enjoyed an unchallenged population explosion. It wasn’t long before the Chinese fields were decimated, not by sparrows, but by locusts and other devouring insects.

Within 2 years of beginning the war against sparrows, Mao ordered a ceasefire. In April 1960, the fourth pest of the Four Pests campaign became the Bed Bug, officially giving the sparrow a reprieve.

By this point, however, it was too late. The damage had been done. The resultant crop loss from the unchallenged insect invasion decimated the rice harvest, triggering a mass famine throughout the country. Some estimates place the human cost of the war on sparrows at 20-45 million people who starved between 1958 and 1962.

Eventually, the Chinese government even went to the lengths of importing 250,000 sparrows from the Soviet Union to help restart the population within its borders. Too late, the Chinese government learned a painful lesson: When you mess with Mother Nature, she has a tendency to get even.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Be Afraid. Be Very Afraid.


Thursday, July 15, 2021

It’s Awful Out There!

 

Why is it Awful Out There? It’s because is it so confusing and we all agree Confusion Is Awful.

Example of Awful #1...Spots On the Floor

For about a year and a half, whenever we went into a store of any kind we have been comforted by a sense of Non-Confusion because we saw Spots On The Floor that give us Comforting Instructions like...

Ø Stand Here

Ø Don’t touch anyone

Ø Stay Safe

Ø 6’ Apart

Ø Social Distancing

Ø Don’t let anyone touch you

The Times They Are a Changin’ because the spots are disappearing from our stores and it is resulting in Confusion and Chaos. As I entered a store yesterday I immediately became aware that it was in Complete Chaos Mode...

Ø Some people were stopped dead in their tracks at the door afraid to move any further.

Ø All customers had looks on their collective faces of Shock, Confusion and/or Fear.

Ø Many customers who had been brave enough to walk in now had had their emotions get the better of them and they were frozen in place.

Ø I saw 3 who were on the phone with 911 demanding Swat Teams be dispatched to come rescue them.

OK I admit I made the above Silliness up...Or did I?

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Example of Awful #2...Holes In Jeans.

Every time I offer one of my Grandchildren $20 to go buy a new pair of jeans that do not have holes in the knees they look at me as if I am acting strange again.

They start thinking about what their parents have been saying about my going down the Slippery Slope because...

Ø They don’t understand what I am talking about because, of course, all jeans have holes in the knees.

Ø They know that $20 is not enough to buy the back pocket of their jeans of choice.

Ø Before I spoke up they were in the process of trying to decide how they were going to make their jeans even better looking than they presently are.
>To make the improvements they were picturing the Instruments of Improvement they were going to utilize...a Pair of Scissors, a Sickle, a Revolver, a Wire Brush and/or a Lawn Mower.

Long ago I stopped telling them about my youth (which they are tired of hearing about) and what I would do when a hole appeared in my Jean's Knees...

Ø I considered a hole in my jeans a certain sign that my jeans had become too old to wear any longer.

Ø If I did continue to wear them, my friends would look down on me and quit playing with me.

Ø I would ask my Mother for $3.49 to go buy a new pair of jeans.

Ø Once my Mother had given me the $3.49 (exact change) I would walk the one block to Weinstein’s (Neighborhood) Department Store and buy a new pair of jeans.

Ø Mr. Weinstein loved to see me walk in with my $3.49 (exact change) in my hand.

I always used to think he liked me but, as I have grown wiser in the ways of the world, I came to realized he really like my $3.49.

All of the above in this Example of Awful #2 has been a digression from why I brought up Holes in Jeans in the first place.

I was in my Cable TV Provider’s office the other day when this happened...

Ø There was an office to the left with a sign out front that read, “Job Interview in Process”.

Ø While I was waiting patiently on my spot the door to this office burst open and a young lady came out and turned back to the person who had been interviewing her and while moving her hands down the front of her clothes as if she was brushing away some dirt that had gotten on her clothes she said, “I can’t abide working in a place where I can’t bring my holes with me. I will not work in a place that shows no respect for my holes!”

I looked in the office and the bewildered former interviewer said to me, “All I said was she would not be allowed to wear jeans with holes in them to work”.

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Example of Awful #3....

There she was on her Physiatrist’s Couch telling him about her greatest fear. Here was her tale of fear...

Ø Doctor, it was awful! I was stuck! I could not leave my house!

Ø It was a beautiful day, the birds were chirping, the temperature was perfect and I wanted so badly to go for a walk in the beautiful bird filled park near my house.

Ø I phoned Sally but she did not answer.

Ø I phoned Imelda but she did not answer.

Ø I phoned Linda but she did not answer.

Ø I phoned every friend I had (and I do have lots of friends) and no one answered.

Ø I was trapped because, as you well know, no one can walk without talking on their Smartphone.

The Physiatrist walked out saying to himself, “I’m going directly to my local Fire Station and put in my application to become a Fireman”.

As he disappeared from her presence she looked up from the couch (which she could not get up from because her phone battery had run out) and said to herself, “How did he just walk out like that without talking on his phone?”

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: Does this make sense to you? 

That guy on the left without a spot will not live through the night.


Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Our Laws Are Trying To Confuse Us Again & I’m Here To Help You Understand

 

Fella Confusion Disburser #1...

Here is the Legal Wording about something called Defense of Habitation

A person is justified in threatening or using Force when and to the extent that he or she reasonably believes that such threat of force is necessary to prevent or terminate such other’s unlawful entry into or attack upon a habitation; however, such person is justified in the use of Deadly Force only if:

  • The entry is made or attempted in a violent and tumultuous manner for the purpose of assaulting or offering personal violence to any person in the dwelling;
  • That force is used against another person who is not a member of the family or household and who unlawfully and forcibly enters or has entered the residence; or
  • The person using such force reasonably believes that the entry is made or attempted for the purpose of committing a felony.

This is worded this way so Lawyers can buy Teslas (or other More Expensive Cars).

The Lawyer we hire understands what the above words mean and, for a fee, they will explain it to us and, for a further fee, they will take it to court to explain it to a judge.

The problem is there is another Lawyer in the courtroom who understands the same words to means exactly the opposite of what our Lawyer understands the words to mean.

This is how it comes to pass that both Lawyers drive Teslas (or other More Expensive Cars).

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A Fella Quibble

I want to take issue with the words, “who unlawfully and forcibly enters or has entered the residence”. To be more specific, I want to quibble about, “or has entered”.

Is it possible that without the words “or has entered” we would hear Lawyer Whiplash say...

Your honor, I am compelled to make this obvious point. My client had already entered the domicile of the plaintiff and, all burglars know that, once they are safely inside, the plaintiff is barred by law from taking any action against them. In this case my client, knowing that he was safely inside plaintiff’s place of residence, relaxed his guard and at that very moment plaintiff hit him on his surprised head causing very significant swelling.

My client was almost rendered unconscious and was forced to stagger back to his getaway car and make a very unsafe trip back to his own domicile.

Because of this attack, my client had to cancel several other Planned Home Invasions in the ensuing days and lost a substantial amount of Already Been Budgeted For Planned Income.

After All, Burglars Are People Too!

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Fella Confusion Disburser #2...

Self-Defense

Georgia is a Castle Doctrine state and has a “stand your ground” statute. There is no duty to retreat in defense of a forcible felony, such as rape, armed robbery or kidnapping.

Are there really States that have laws that say something like this...

You are required by law to retreat when confronted by a person who is intent on inflecting upon your person a forcible felony, such as rape, armed robbery or kidnapping.

How would one go about retreating in circumstances such as these?...

Ø Rape: A 120 pound woman is pinned on the ground by a 250 pound man who is intent on raping her. But she is saved because of a law which allows her to say, “Just a moment here. By law I am empowered to advise you that you must cease and desist what you are doing and allow me to make a hasty and safe retreat”.

Ø Armed Robbery: "What did you just say? Did I hear you right? Did you really say to me something about My Life or My Money? I, sir (May I call you ‘Sir’?) know my rights and I am going to turn around and leave and I advise you to hold your tongue and your bullets."

Ø Kidnapping: "This has gone far enough! I am on the floor of this dirty old van. I am bound and gagged to the point that I can only mumble. However, I know the law and the law says you are required to let me retreat. Let me out at that Starbucks I see coming up on the right. Do you have $5 I can borrow? I think I need a Venti With A Shot."

My blogs usually give 3 examples of my Foolish Commentary but I am going to stop here because I am running low on Silly and I suspect you are tired of me anyway.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 


Tuesday, July 13, 2021

The Times They Are A-Changin’...Another


The “...Another” part in the Subject above means I have used “The Times They Are A-Changin’” before (and will probably do it again because The Times They Are A-Changin’)...Again.

Ø There was a time when we died people said, “He died”.

Ø At some point they started using, “He Departed”.

Ø The really crude said, “He’s a Goner”.
>This one is still with us because the really crude are (and will always be) still with us.

Ø Then we simply said, “He Moved On”.

Ø Then we moved on to the point where we said, “He passed away”.

Ø Before we knew what had happened people started saving the “away” for other usage and they simply said, “He passed”.

The A-Changin’ is continuing to A-Changin’...

I just heard one of our Rulers who, while discussing the “fixes” he was proposing to “fix” our Health Care System say, “At this point they can Go Gently Into the Night”.

This sort of sounds like when we leave no one will notice that we left and then we are left to hope that, when we get where we are going, someone will notice that we got there.

One question remains for our Fixin Rulers...Is it possible to go Gently Into The Night if we pass In Broad Daylight or will we have to wait till later?

I hope, when my time comes to Go Gently, the Yet To Have Departed will bow their collective heads and say, “The Late Dearly Departed Fella Is A Goner”.

I would not that much take offense at the “Goner” part but I would really hate to look over my departing shoulder and see that the “Dearly” was missing.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella


Monday, July 12, 2021

Everyone Has Seen the Movie Jaws

If you have not seen the Movie Jaws, I will tell you about a bit of it. If you have seen the Movie Jaws, you are about to say to yourself, 

“Ahh yes, Fella, I remember that bit of it well!”

The Bit is where Roy Scheider comes to the full understanding of How Big That Shark Really Is and he says, 

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat!”

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I’m now going to use Roy’s words and a bit of Fella’s Ability to look into the future to predict The Future...

Ø I was just looking at the coverage I have on my Automobile Insurance Policy for Roadside Assistance.

Ø It has coverage for Fuel Delivery, Lockout, Towing, Jump Starting, Tire Change, Getting Pulled Out of the Ditch and One More That Is going to be needed more and more in the future.

That One More is going to have people at insurance companies all across the Fruited Plain saying...

We’re Gonna Need A Bigger App!

That One More is...

My Electric Car Needs Recharging!

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Friday, July 09, 2021

Maxwell Smart Lives!

 


One of the best TV shows ever was Get Smart. I especially enjoyed  Maxwell Smart going through this Comic Gymnastic...

Ø He would tell a lie.

Ø The person being lied to would suspect a lie was being told to them and they would just look at Lying Maxwell and would not say anything.

Ø Maxwell was smart and he suspected that his lie had not been believed so he would say, “Would you believe...?” and then tell another, even more unbelievable, lie.

Today in the COVID Age it appears there are a lot of Maxwell’s out and about telling lies about COVID. As I peck out this Silliness I am looking at a Flier from the Georgia Department of Public Health that was developed to counter some Maxwellian Lies.

Here is how the Georgia Department of Public Health tries to counter 3 of these lies. The third one is a whopper...

Ø COVID Vaccine is Safe!

Ø COVID Vaccine won’t give you COVID-19.

Ø COVID Vaccine Cannot Change Your DNA.

Yes, My Dear Readers, some of us are worried that the COVID Vaccine will change our DNA!?

If you are one of them, don’t tell me you are one of them. I don’t want to know.

What other Whoppers are we going to be forced to fret about? Remember I can see into the future and on those rare occasions where I can’t see into the future I can make things up...

Ø COVID Vaccine will cause you to become paralyzed from the waist down if you sniff the underside of blooming toadstools between 1am and 4am.

Ø COVID Vaccine will cause those of us who have decided that they are not the same sex as they were when they are born to become confused and not know what sex they are after all.

Ø COVID Vaccine will cause Members of Congress to be unable to lie any longer. This malady in itself will ruin many long-term political careers and, in many cases, cause politicians to become mute for fear of being seen as someone who tells the truth.

Those of you who have read my Foolishness for a long time know that I get visits from dead people like the late Paul Harvey. I have often found myself hoping that I would get a visit from the Late Maxwell Smart. I have this nagging fear that he has not come because he thinks I am not Smart enough to be honored with a visit from such a well renowned Smart Guy as he.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Thursday, July 01, 2021

I Know How to Stop All the Protestors and Anti-American Talking Heads From Talking Their Heads About All That They Hate About America


Pass a Federal Law that prohibits them from saying the word “Systemic”.

They would be speechless.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella


Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Are You Kidding Me? Did I Just Hear One Of You Say History Was Not Interesting and Surprising?


The Beginning...

On February 12, 1909, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) was founded by 3 White civil rights activists, Mary White Ovington, William English Walling and Henry Moskowitz at a meeting in New York.

Concerned about the race riots and the future of Black civil rights in America, a group of 60 activists gathered in New York City on May 31st, 1909 to create the National Negro Committee. 53 committee members were White.

A year later, the National Negro Committee officially became the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP).

The First Board of Directors...

Ø  National President, Moorfield Storey, Boston ... White

Ø  Chairman of the Executive Committee, William English Walling ... White

Ø  Treasurer, John E. Milholland a prominent New York Republican ... White

Ø  Disbursing Treasurer, Oswald Garrison Villard ... White

Ø  Executive Secretary, Frances Blascoer ... White

Ø  Director of Publicity and Research, W. E. B. Du Bois ... Black

The First 4 Presidents of the NAACP...

1st President was Moorfield Storey 1910-1929 ... White

2nd President was Joel Elias Springan 1930-1939 ... White

3rd President was Author B. Springan 1940-1965 ... White

4th President was Kievie Kaplan 1966-1975 ... White

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 


Saturday, June 26, 2021

The Kingston Trio Asked Long Time Ago, Where Have All The Young Men Gone? All These Years Later, We Still Do Not Know.

As a well known Noticer I started off today thinking to myself that I was going to take a day off from noticing things. Then I stumbled onto this web site and I could not help myself.

The first 9 pictures of humans on the Fitness Web Site Home Page are pictures of Women. If this site is emblematic of what’s going on in the gyms of the Good Ole USofA, then Male Exercising People (Men) appear to have all but given up exercising.

I know this can’t be true but does it not appear strange that a business that makes money from having people come into its gym to sweat is not advertising to bring men and their money into their sweaty establishment?


When the site does allow a few pictures of men near the end of its home page the poor fellows are Overweight, Exhausted and Look Confused.

If I am the only one confused by this confusion and you think you can explain it to me don’t explain it to me. I don’t want to know.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Friday, June 25, 2021

It Is Hard To Imagine How Many Times the Gullible Among Us Buys Stuff Under The Influence Of Their Celebrity Gullibility

 

I have been seriously trying to lose weight since January 12, 2021. I have really worked at it and It Ain’t Easy!...

It’s not like Falling Off a Log.

It’s not A Piece of Cake.

It’s not Easy As Pie.

I have made progress but it has been Slow As Molasses.

(I’m done with the catch phrases.)

I have lost 18.2 pounds. A month ago today I had lost 15.4 pounds. This means I have I lost 2.8 pounds in this last month. I don’t know about you but this last month’s 2.8 pound weight loss does not impress me.

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On June 16th I heard a Local Celebrity say on a radio commercial, “With the Falling Off A Log Piece of Cake Easy As Pie Weight Loss Program (would you believe I made that name up?) you could Lose 50 Pounds by Labor Day!”

Now I don’t want to impugn the veracity of Celebrities, even local ones, but that is poppycock! I don’t think that much weight can be shed in only 2.5 months!

I can just hear my fellow Georgians saying to their wives/partners/significant others, “You know it’s got to me true. One of our Local Celebrities said it was true. It has the Celebrity Seal of Approval”.

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Local Celebrities have tremendous power to influence their Local Minions. Multiply that power 10 fold and you have the Gargantuan Influence that Hollywood Celebrities or Sports “Heroes” have over all their Minions spread all across the Fruited Plain. 

That’s why we have...

Established Hollywood Celebrities telling us How to Vote.

Future Established Hollywood Celebrities (have just made one movie) telling us what the Climatic Conditions are going to be like in our neck of the woods in 3,000 years, if we don’t take the action that they are being paid to tell us to take before next Thursday.

The Sports Super Hero telling the U.S. Army that Soldiers today should not be given Live Ammunition because they might shoot at a bad guy and miss the intended target and instead hit a Small Child innocently riding on his Big Wheel. 


Being a Minion is hard. That’s why we need Celebrity Direction and Control because We Know Nothing!...Or do we?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Sunday, June 20, 2021

It Was Weird. I Was Sitting On My Porch Minding My Own Business and This Frenzied Mob Came Up My Street.

 

They all were wide-eyed. They looked like a Mob of Pakistanis going to the 7-11. They were very agitated and were frantically looking behind every house and bush as they frenzied up the street towards my house.

As they started looking behind my bushes I asked what they were so frantically looking for and their frenzied spokesman told me what I expected...They were looking for a Statue of Superman.

He said they were hell bent on tearing down all Superman Statues and they had been told that there was one in my neighborhood.

I knew what the answer to this question would be but I asked in anyway... “Why do you want to tear down Superman’s Statue?”

Several of them got really angry at my ignorance and for a moment I thought I was going to be set upon.

Then several of them shouted at me in unison, “Don’t you know there is no greater example of White Supremacy than Superman!”

I thought to myself, “Boy, is that silly” but I did not say that for fear of being physically attacked as they set upon me.

Not saying anything about their silliness was a wise move on my part. It has been a long time since I was in Vietnam. By not asking that question this was the first time since way back then where I felt like I had dodged a bullet.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 

Lagniappe:

I bet the “Mob of Pakistanis going to the 7-11” comment in the first sentence of this Blog Posting confused you. Actually, I explained what this means in a Blog Posting several years ago but I’m glad to do it again.

Whenever we see news clips of Pakistan on the Nightly News there are always mobs of people going about doing everything they do. For example, if a Pakistani want to go to the 7-11 to get a pack of cigarettes, before he leaves home he sends text messages to 25 people and in no time at all he has assembled a mob to  accompany him to and from the 7-11.

During all of their comings and goings they are shouting, pumping their fist into the air and many of them are carrying and waving handwritten protest signs.

A Pakistani home is not complete unless it has a good supply of Handwritten Protest Signs.




Friday, June 18, 2021

I Know Stupid When I See Stupid

As soon as you saw the above Subject you knew of whom I was speaking...Or did you?

You say you don’t have a clue. Okay, I’ll tell you but, as soon as I tell you, you are going to say, “Of course, I should have known!”

It’s the Progressive Insurance Motorcycle Guy in Their Motorcycle Insurance Commercials

Motaur

This guy and these commercials Do Not Make Any Sense! There are so many unanswered questions that I don’t know where to begin...

Ø What the heck is he?

Ø Is he a motorcycle?

Ø Is he a guy?

Ø Was he born that way or was a curse put on him by an Allstate Frog?

Ø How does he empty his bladder?

Ø Does he have a bladder?

Ø Does he fall over when he stops rolling?

Ø Actually we have seen him not rolling and he does not fall over but why does he not fall over?

Ø Does he fall over when he goes to sleep?

Ø If he falls asleep and he does fall over, does he wake up because he fell over?

Ø Does he sleep?

Ø If he ever does fall over, how does he get up?

Ø Why do we never see Motorcycle Gals?

Ø If there are, in fact, no Motorcycles Gals, does this mean he is the last of his breed, if he is a breed?

Hold on a minute. One of these commercials showed Motorcycle Guy high on a bluff and he was watching hundreds of his breed rolling across the valley below him.

I got so agitated about all of this confusion and uncertainty I put on my Potted Plant Outfit and slithered my way into the palatial offices of Horace Progressive the owner of Progressive Insurance. He seemed a bit uneasy when he saw this Potted Plant standing in front of his desk but after I climbed out of my Outfit and he could see I was a regular person (or am I?) he settled down and became quite accommodating to my inquiries.

I asked him all of the questions I pecked out above (and a few more) and to every one of them he gave the same reply, “You know. I never thought of that”.

Finally, at seeing I was not getting anywhere, I asked my last question...  

Why Would a Motorcycle Owner Want to Buy Insurance from Progressive Because of These Foolish Commercials?

A look of anguish came over his face and he actually started to weep as he said, “You know. I never thought of that either”.

I began to feel sorry for him so I put on my Potted Plant Outfit and slithered out of his Palatial Office with all of my Unanswered Questions still Unanswered.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe:

 This from

The Motaur ads are ridiculous, yes, but we’ll see many more commercials like this for as long as brands and agencies focus on creative contrivances over connecting authentically with their audiences and communicating reasons to buy.

Monday, June 14, 2021

Don’t You Dare Call Me That!

I apologize for all the ads that now appear throughout my Blog Postings. It was not always that way. Google Blogger does this. I have no control over these ad insertions. I know it makes my Interesting Commentary harder to read. Stick with it because it is worth the effort...Or is it? J

It is amazing how quickly they (whoever “they” are) change What Has Always Been into What They Now Say It Is.

Before we know what’s happening they (there “they” are again) are standing in our way with their hands on their hips looking all of us sane people right in our disbelieving faces and defiantly saying, “How Dare You Question What We Say What Has Always Been Is Now!”

Yes, I know I did it again. I have created Dear Reader Blog Confusion. Hang in there because I think I know where I am headed...Or do I?

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A couple of weeks ago a U.S. Congresswoman was making a statement of some sort and in the middle of it she said “Birthing Person”...

Ø Some people did not notice.

Ø Some people thought, “Did she say what I thought she said?”

Ø Some people said out loud, “What did she just say?”

Ø Some people said, “Huh?”

I don’t watch as much News Reporting as I once did because it is too depressing and I can’t do anything about it except get depressed.

It is very likely that these kinds of things have happened while I was not watching the news during the 2 weeks since I heard the Congresswoman say “Birthing Person”...

Ø The was a spontaneous march in Washington DC where the spontaneous marchers were carrying pre-printed spontaneous signs that read, “Birthing Persons R Us”.

Ø There was a motion put on the floor of the Senate that proposed that if any Senator used the word “Mother” that offending Senator would be barred from Happy Hour until they publically apologized to all Birthing Persons everywhere.

Ø There were Panel Discussions of very smart already-been-birthed people on College Campuses all across the Good Ole USofA where the Subject of Discussion was, “How offended should Birthing People be if someone disrespects them by calling them “Mother”?

Ø Outside their World Headquarters in Kansas City, MO Hallmark held a bonfire of their entire inventory of Mother’s Day Cards.

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According to Yahoo News (see below) the Federal Government has now put its Stamp of Approval on the use of the term Birthing People...  

“President Joe Biden’s 2022 budget proposal uses language that supplants the word “mothers,” referring to women who both deliver a baby and raise the child, with the phrase “birthing people.””

Fella’s Recommendation: You ought to read over the above link more than once. It may sound like Fella made it up but my Foolishness makes more sense than this Silliness. There is a good chance the 6 Bullet Points in the beginning of the news article (“birthing people”) is as far as you get before you start screaming.

When are the Not-Crazy People on Planet Earth going to stop being buffaloed by the Crazy Chaos Contingent and say to them...

 That’s Silly! We are now going to stop paying any attention to your campaign to attack everything that has always been true. We will not be getting into further discussions with you about such Silliness. We are going to wrap our collective arms around Common Sense and Ignore You!

We Don’t Care If This Hurts Your Feelings!

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: You have not seen it all until you see this airport sign...



Thursday, June 10, 2021

What’s Wrong With Us?

I did a quick search of my Blog Postings and it looks like I have only used the phrase, “What’s Wrong With Us?” one time before today. The way this country is headed, it’s a wonder I don’t use it once a week.

If you want to read the Blog Posting where I did use it, click here: https://forii.blogspot.com/2014/01/sometimes-i-am-proud-as-can-be-about.html

It’s kind of sad and a sign of the times that, if you want to search for someone with the first name “Dennis” on the Internet and you type in “Dennis” into the Search/URL Bar at the top of your computer screen, the first name that comes up on the list (most often searched name) is “Dennis Rodman”.

My heavens! He had not played basketball in more than 2 decades nor been to North Korea to chat with Kim Jong-um in several years (been there to chat 5 times) and he’s still this much of a Person of Interest to Internet Searchers!?

This is a sign of something or other about our country. I’m just not sure exactly what sign that is but it’s probably not something that indicates we have nothing to worry about.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella