AGHHH!

I have had it! I can’t take it anymore! I give up! Go away and leave me alone!

I know you know of which I speak. I know you know because you are sitting there shouting “Aghhh!” at the ceiling above your head.

OK... I am slowing myself down. I am thinking you may not know of which I speak. I know for a fact that you are shouting at the ceiling above your head, “Aghhh!” but you may not know why you are doing what you are doing.

Fear not. I am here to tell you how the cow eat the cabbage (old Louisiana saying that even old Louisianans don’t fully understand). You are shouting because of the never ending election that is covering you up with...

• Text Messages.
• Robo Calls.
• Emails.
• Snail Mails.
• People knocking on your door.
• Lifelong friends getting mad at you if you dare say anything about anything political that they do not agree with.
• Lifelong friends getting getting mad at you if they think you are thinking anything about anything political that they do not agree with.

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What sent me over the proverbial edge today was 2 pieces of Snail Mail I received. I am insulted that the slick people who put together these 2 slick mailers have no respect for my intelligence as demonstrated by the undeniable fact that they think I am so unintelligent that I would be swayed by their slick slickness.

If they told me one or both of the candidates for the Presidency of the Good Ole USofA was going to...

• Raise My Taxes.
• Implement policies that would result in Fewer Jobs.
• Implement policies that would result in More Job Layoffs.
• Implement policies that would result in No Economic Recovery.
• Implement policies that would that would Negatively Affect My Economic Future.
• Implement policies that would that would Negatively Affect the Economic Future of My Entire State.
• Implement policies that would that would result in huge increases in Business Stifling Regulations.
• Implement policies that would that would result in Higher Health Care Costs.
• Implement policies that would that would result in Fewer Health Care Options.
• Implement policies that would that would take Private Health Care away from Millions of Americans.

If you were told that a Presidential Candidate were going to do any or all the above bullets to you, you would certainly decide that you don’t wanna vote for that sucker because he is going to be in position to do all this evil by hitting you with all of the above bullets because he is going to have the power to do all this evil because He Is Gonna Be The President!

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These 2 mailings are not about Powerful Presidential Candidates but they are about electing a Single Incoming Congressman! How dumb would you have to be to think that a Single Freshman Congressman was going to have the power to hurt you this much?

I say Furgedaboutit! It’s going to be years before the old timers in congress are going to stop saying to this newcomer as they meet heading in and out of the restroom, “Get out a my way! You have not been around here long enough to have the power to do anything of significance! Come stand in my way after you become a millionaire!”

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: I’m so looking forward to the 2 week break we get after this election before the media starts talking about Chelsea Clinton’s (American author and global health advocate) Exploratory Committee.