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When I was a kid, I thought, if I ate those stringy things that hung on a banana after I peeled it, I Would Die.

 

Now my wife, who is always trying to find ways for me to live longer, has found out that the Banana Peel Itself Is Edible.

 

Not only won’t it kill you, it is actually good for you.

 

Next thing we know we will be told that, if we don’t eat the Banana Peels, We Will Experience A Premature Death and the next next thing we know they will be telling us that Eating Banana Peels just might be the secret to everlasting life.

 

While Banana Peels may make you live forever, there is no research that shows it has any effect on Old-Age Human Body Shrinkage. In the future we will forever be sitting around getting smaller and smaller while eating banana peels and looking more and more like raisins every day.

 

My mind’s eye (whatever that is) just pictured what I just described in the last paragraph. My advice to each of you is to start eating a whole lot of Unhealthy Foods and hopefully a nice quick heart attack will save you from becoming an Everlasting Raisin Person!

 

When you choose your Unhealthy Suicide Foods, don’t select bacon because bacon, which for 50 years has been officially one of the worst foods you could eat, has now been declared one of the healthiest foods you can eat… https://bacontoday.com/top-10-reasons-bacon-is-actually-healthy-for-you

 

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: Think about all the people who died from eating bacon for the last 50 years. They are probably really mad because they were actually healthy when they died.