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Justin Bieber…Or am I?
In this country we once had a bunch of Freedoms. Now we are evolving
into a nation of We Know Better Than You Know and, if you don’t do as we tell
you to do, we will organize my fellow clear thinkers to stop buying your
Cheez-Its and, if that does not work, me and my fellow clear-thinkers will come
into your grocery store and stomp on your Cheez-Its.
Once upon a time we used to be able to make up our own minds about what
we liked and disliked but now we are being told what we have to like and
dislike. I like the old days (where I come from).
For example, the City of Galoshes depends on the sale of Galoshes for its survival. The City Council of Galoshes has determined that any City, Town, Village, Hamlet, Cardboard Box in Los Angeles or San Francisco or Portland or Seattle that does not support the City of Galoshes by buying their required assigned annual quota of Galoshes is no friend of the Galoshenites of Galoshes.
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If the above paragraphs sound silly that’s because they are silly. However,
the very fabric of this Good Ole USofA is being turned into a confusing
quagmire of dos and don’ts and if you don’t do your required dos or do do your
forbidden don’ts, you are subject to harsh penalties.
You can bet that all of this craziness has something to do with the
Once Great State of California because craziness in the Good Ole USofA usually
gets its start in the Land of Fruits and Nuts.
If you want to read all about it, you can read the Lagniappe Link at the bottom of this Blog Posting.
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Actually, City Governance has now become easy in the Good Ole USofA.
Find out what San Francisco is doing and do the opposite.
Here is a partial listing of what San Francisco is demanding of us…
Ø Eat
one package of Rice-A-Roni (the San Francisco Teat) every day for breakfast (the
flavor is optional for now but that may change in the not too distance future).
Ø Take
a ride on a Trolley every day. If there is not a Trolley where you live, move
to a place where there is a Trolley where you live.
Ø Each
of us must accept the fact that the $1,000,000 Cardboard Box is the wave of the
future.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe: Before you read the
link below think back to those thrilling days of yesteryear…
Ø When
Americans had the right to express themselves openly without fear of seeing
throngs of demonstrators marching outside their place of business.
Ø When
we did not see signs that read…”We
respect your right to think for yourself. We just hate you for thinking for
yourself.”
Ø When
your customers came into your Grocery Store and said to you…”I could not disagree with you more about
what you just said but I’ll buy your Pork ‘n Beans anyway because you have a
right to think what you think and Pork ‘n Beans aren’t that important”.
Lagniappe #2: Would it not be
great if Californians loved Kumquats and Kumquats could not be grown in
California and the other 49 States refused to sell them Kumquats?
