Attention Grabbing Headlines are created to get us to read
News Articles.
Very often Attention Grabbing Headlines are created to get
us to read News Articles that we might not have bothered to read if that
Attention Grabbing Headline had not been specifically designed to deceive us
into thinking that there was some juicy news in that News Article that is actually
not in that News Article.
A good example of what the above confusing paragraph tried
to say is this Deceptive Attention
Grabbing Headline…
Corona Beer Stops
Production
What does this imply?
- Corona Beer Sales have fallen like a rock.
- Corona Beer is going to go out of business.
- Congress
needs to step in and pass a Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security Act (number
next) for Corona Beer.
➽I had to put in the word “next” instead of an actual number because there is no telling how many Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security Acts will have been passed by the time Congress gets around to saving Corona Beer.
At the bottom of this Blog Posting you will find the link to
the News Article that inspired this Blog Posting. You can read it, if you want
to, but you might not want to read it because I am about to peck out the gist
of what it says. (Many of you will likely read it to see if I was lying when I
pecked out the gist)…
- Corona’s coincidental name with the Coronavirus has not dented sales.
- Corona Beer Sales have not fallen like a rock.
- Corona Beer is not going out of business.
- Grupo Modelo, the company that makes several different beers including Corona Beer, said its sales have actually accelerated 24% in the first three weeks of March compared to a year ago with Modelo and Corona being its top sellers.
Are you asking yourself, if all of the above is true and
Fella is not lying, why has Corona halted production? The reason is because the…
Mexican Government Has Shuttered Non-Essential Businesses.
Now you know why Mexico has not conquered the world. A
country that has a government that is so misguided that it actually thinks the
Production of Beer is a Non-Essential Business is not too smart and it will
never become a world power.
Would I kid
u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe: Here’s
the link… https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/03/business/corona-beer-production/?iid=ob_article_organicsidebar_expansion
3 comments:
Now you've gone and done it. I suppose that next thing that will be hoarded is Corona Beer. As if toilet paper was not enough the Mexican government has assaulted the very fabric of our fund raising effort.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1248017342941892608
What is an example of an essential business in Mexico?
Mr Anonymous, Beer Production.
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