Here is what the Hilton’s Hampton Inns is doing in order to make you More Comfortable when you stay with them...
Here are 3 more examples of Slick Wording I made
up...Or did I?
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In order that you are more likely to enjoy
your dining experience, we have stopped cooking your food.
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In order to keep you from having too much
gasoline sloshing around in your gas tank, we have recalibrated our gas
pumps to read a gallon pumped when only one half of a gallon has been pumped
into your tank.
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In order to keep you from having to hear all
that jingling in your pocket, we have discontinued giving you your change
when you purchase anything from any of our 3,257 stores.
Where do I get these ideas? They come to me from all
directions and I Notice Them because I am The Noticer.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
3 comments:
Instead of cleaning our hotel rooms the uninvited border jumpers are occupying them in ever increasing numbers on our dime!!
A a responsible citizen, I don't want to be responsible for cleaning my room.
GOOD MORNING NOTICER HOPE YOU ENJOY THE 4TH.
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