If you have some money left, I will now offer you two ways that you can spend your left money...
Seen in a local mall department store March 11, 2022...A Bathroom Rug (with no backing) for $100...
Please note that I said “A Rug”. I did not say “A Six-Pack of Rugs”.
Ø Thankfully we got it On Sale for “only” $35.
Ø I still think $35 is too high because it does not even fly.
I was not around when my wife purchased this “bargain” but my mind got to wandering and I wondered if the signage next to the stack of rugs said something like this...
Today Only $35 for Our Finest Imitation* Walmart Rugs
*Exact knock-offs of the popular rugs sold in Walmart for anywhere between $25 and $35
************
Outside the rug selling department store was a Kiosk that sold shoes which (because of the thick soles) looked like the kind of shoes Herman Munster or Frankenstein’s Monster would have worn when they played basketball...
As for me I would not pay this much for these funny looking basketball shoes even if Herman Munster’s or Frankenstein’s Monster’s feets were still in them.
I can just hear this conversation taking place between a customer and a salesman inside this Kiosk...
Ø Customer: I don’t understand why this pair of shoes is selling for only $520 and this pair of shoes is selling for $1,620?
Ø Salesman: I’m a bit surprised that you don’t see the difference. The $1,620 pair of shoes is much uglier than the $520 pair of shoes.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
No comments:
Post a Comment