Monday, August 16, 2021

Confusion Has Become More Important Than Communication

 

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There was a time when we knew a person was smart because of what they said and/or wrote. Today we know people are smart because we can’t understand what they say and/or write and their hair is a mess.

I’m told that smart people know what the Jambalaya of Words below means. I must not be smart because I don’t know what the heck the people who wrote these words are talking about. Actually I hope I never get this “smart”....

"Assigning Sex Using Binary Variables In The Public Portion Of The Birth Certificate Fails To Recognize The Medical Spectrum Of Gender Identity."

We have “progressed” to the point where it is not important that what we say and/or write actually makes sense. It is only important that we confuse those who are hearing and/or reading our thrown-together words.

Here is an Intelligent Sounding Collection of Words I made up that will have today’s “smart people” shaking their head up and down in agreement as if they understood what they just read...

We have come to the point in our development as a people that we are in dire need of a parallel linguistic time-phase projection. Many are saying that an optional digital concept analysis is required to achieve a functional monitored flexibility conclusion in order to reach a complete balanced policy projection sequence referral.

If you say you understand the above paragraph, you are either lying or you have progressed to the point in your own confusion where you have become a true Connoisseur of Convoluted Phraseology.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: Try again... "Assigning Sex Using Binary Variables In The Public Portion Of The Birth Certificate Fails To Recognize The Medical Spectrum Of Gender Identity."


2 comments:

Bobby Tony said...

Reminds me of Professor Irwin Corey who also had a way with words.

Bobby Tony said...

This reminds me of Professor Irwin Corey who also had a way with words.