Coronavirus Tidbits

The Way to Kill Germs Is Antibacterial Soap! ... Or is it?

For many years now we have been going out of our way to buy Antibacterial Soap because we wanted to get rid of Germs. Today I saw this on the Center for Disease Control...

“When washing hands, you can use plain soap or antibacterial soap. Plain soap is as effective as antibacterial soap at removing germs.”

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Using Hydroxychloroquine and Azithromycin To Cure Coronavirus Is Dangerous.

Reported Danger Example #1...

Major medical organizations including the American Heart Association have issued warnings about the drug’s potential to trigger heart arrhythmia in some patients.

A 32-year-old woman, who had recently been diagnosed with Myocarditis (an inflammation of the heart muscle), was given a prescription for Hydroxychloroquine and Azithromycin by a Telemed Doctor (What the heck is a Telemed Doctor?). The Telemed Doctor had never seen her in person and he asked no questions about her underlying health conditions.

Thankfully the Prescription was not filled but the husband of the patient (victim) was on his way to the pharmacy when he was called and told to turn around.

Does not sound like sound like a Drug Problem. It sounds more like a Doctor Stupid Problem.

Reported Danger Example #2...

It is dangerous to take more than the Recommended Dosage.

No Chit Sherlock. Is that not the case with all drugs including Aspirin?

I have a Fix for this Dangerous Danger...

Always take the Recommended Dosage.

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The Most Powerful Germ

All the Sanitizers we use advertise that they kill 99.9% of Harmful Bacteria.

That .1% Germ must be Really Powerful!

The company that comes up with a Sanitizer that advertises, “Our Sanitizer Only Kills That Pesky .1% of Harmful Bacteria” is going to make a lot of money!

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Did I Make This Up?

The Number 6 is the key to everything Coronavirus.

Staying 6 Feet Away from other people will keep us safe.

Is it true that Driving 6 Car Lengths away from other cars is now being recommended?

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People Who Don’t Wanna Smile

The National Association of People Who Don’t Like to Smile are really happy about all these Corona Masks because they no longer feel Social Pressure to Smile because other people no longer can tell when they are Smiling or Not Smiling.

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Face Masks

The Face Mask has passed through many different iterations during the Age of Coronavirus...

Ø Masks are silly.

Ø Masks are unnecessary.

Ø Masks only protected an infected person from passing the Coronavirus to an uninfected person but they do not prevent an uninfected person from becoming infected.

Ø Masks should be worn by everyone (they skipped over explaining why everyone now had to wear one including everyone who was not infected).

Ø Masks had to be N-95 Masks or they were useless.

Ø Masks were made out of Handkerchiefs.

Ø Masks were made out of Doo Rags.

Ø Masks were made out of Paper Napkins.

Ø Masks started to appear that were made out of one half of a Brassiere. People who wore masks made out of extra large Brassieres started appearing in emergency rooms all over the Good Ole USofA because they were bumping into things, falling off of things and driving their cars into things because they could not see where they were going.

It is no wonder that some people gave up on this Mask Confusion and simply started holding their breath for extended periods of time.

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Places You Can and Can’t Go

In my home state of Georgia we are being told we cannot go to Church but we are being give the green light to go to Massage and Tattoo Parlors.

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American Medical Association Is Barking Up the Wrong Tree

My sources tell me that the AMA is asking for Stimulus Money for their General Practitioners because it says they are losing money.

I vote no because too many of them are not trying to help get us out of our dire predicament. Instead they are practicing Patient Avoidance as evidenced by the fact that they have placed Flashing Neon Signs in their windows that read, “If You Are Sick, Stay Out!”

Would I kid u?

Smartfella