The Late George Carlin Is a Friend of Mine

The above Subject is a Fella Lie. Ole George might be a friend of mine if he knew who I was but, since he never visits me while I am writing my blogs like the late Paul Harvey does, he will very likely never become my friend.

As for me, I very much would like to be his friend because I enjoy being around anyone who plays with words like he does did.

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This Is A Confusing Menu!

Your options are…

Ø Shrimp Medium Small

Ø Shrimp Medium Large

Ø Shrimp Large Small

Ø Shrimp Large Large

The Late George Carlin loved to eat at restaurants like this. He would have confused the waiter about his restaurant’s confusing menu with this question, “My good man, I see you have Jumbo Shrimp on your menu. Can you tell me if this entree is composed of Large Shrimp or Small Jumbos?”

Would I kid u?

Smartfella