I’m going to surely get in trouble with this bit of Funny
Irrefutable Thinking.
To the females out there that start to bristle (intransitive
verb to react somewhat angrily or indignantly to somebody or something) with
anger at me for daring to peck out Funny Irrefutable Thinking about the current
Male vs. Female Strife going on in our society, please take a step back and see
the Funny Irrefutable Thinking.
There is a Automotive TV Commercial running at this time
that goes as follows (You should remember that I know what I am talking about
when I speak about Automotive Stuff because I retired from the Automotive
Industry at the height of a Mediocre Automotive Career)…
- An intrepid woman is driving in slow moving traffic in her intrepid SUV.
- She gets exasperated and gets out of the slow moving traffic drives out into the Uncharted Wilderness of the Good Ole USofA becoming the 3rd male or female to take an SUV Off-Road in the last 24 months.
- Out in the Uncharted Wilderness she steps out of her confused SUV (confused because it is wondering what it is doing out in the Uncharted Wilderness).
- All of a sudden our Intrepid Female is dressed in a Ski Outfit and she is pulling down her Ski Goggles to head off downhill into the Heavily Wooded Forest in front of her.
There it is. What an Intrepid Commercial! I, however, have
questions…
- How is our Intrepid Skier going to avoid hitting the trees in the Heavily Wooded Forest in front of her?
- Since there are no Ski Lifts around, how is she going to ski back up hill to her Confused and Lonely SUV?
A Bumbling Male Skier could not
do either of the two above bullets.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
3 comments:
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I’ve seen the commercial. You don’t have to worry about me appearing in any commercials!!
BTW I heard that “Bernie” said a woman couldn’t beat Trump! Regardless of your political persuasion, I can’t wait until the next campaign commercial that replaces the car commercial with a running female politician!!
Have never skied so never thought about the trees (neither did Rep. Sonny Bono RIP) but have thought about how does she get the car down to drive home or back up to ski down again. I have decided that she gets copter from the truck commercial that picks up truck sale prospective buyer and flies him to mountain road to drive down a load of logs which I guess pushes the sales commission for the truck into a negative position.
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