Millennial, You Are In Danger!

I've officially now have gone over the hill and am careening down the Slippery Slope. I sent this out as an EMail and not as a Foolishness...Or Is It? Blog Posting.

If you want to read it again, have at it...If you don't, don't.

Personally, I'm going to listen to Kitty Kallen one more time.

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Here is the Blog Posting...

I’m not going out of my way to impugn Millennials but we must face facts…Or must we?

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Picture these radio transmissions in your Mind’s Eye (whatever that is) between an Old Timer Combat Flight Leader and his Millennial Just-Out-Of-Flight-School Wing Man…

Ø Old Time Flight Leader: Millennial 22, heads up! Bandit approaching you at 2 O’clock High!

Ø Millennial 22: I object to your transmission regarding my being high. I have not been high since last night.

Ø Old Time Flight Leader: Forget your highness, jerk! You are in danger! I say again. Bandit approaching you at 2 O’clock High!

Ø Millennial 22: I appreciate your concern but what is this 2 O’clock High Stuff you keep talking about? Does this have anything to do with an old-fashioned wrist watch with those little Mickey Mouse Hands on them? I never did figure out what those hands were for. You should understand I am from the digital age. Request a more modern way of warning me of the danger you are so worried about. OK, try again. Explain 2 O’clock and don’t say anything about High or I will turn this thingy around and head back to Happy Hour early.

Ø Millennial 22: Hey, what’s that big noi…

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe Bonus: From an era when singers depended on strong vocal cords and actual singing and not screaming and tattooed necks: https://www.last.fm/music/Kitty+Kallen/_/Little+Things+Mean+a+Lot