They Are Trying To Confuse Us ... Part Next

You, my Dear Readers, are about to read all about why Fella will never run out of Ridiculousness to write Silly Blog Postings about...

Ø It has been announced that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex (aka: Harry and Meghan) will move to Frogmore Cottage in 2019. This proves that they over there are definitely trying to confuse us...
>This “Cottage” has 10 bedrooms.
>Can a 10 bedroom anything really be classified as a “Cottage”?
>A Cottage is, typically, a small house...Or is it?
>Maybe they should have said they were moving into a Rambling Cottage or a Gigantic Cottage or a Modest Castle.

Ø Mini Cooper is an automobile. It is called a “Mimi” because it is a small automobile. Recently they have been using this line in their advertising, “Our Biggest Mimi Yet!”
>This is like saying, “We sell Gigantic Mole Hills”.
>It makes advertising difficult... Come on in! We have a Huge Selection of Little Mini’s! Or... Our Mini Selection is Really Big. Or... Our Mini Cars May be Small but we Charge A lot!

Ø Recently I blogged about our Congress publishing Summary Documents (shorter than the original documents) and Expanded Summaries (which I feared would be longer than the original documents).

Ø A Minority is a Small Group of people within a Large Group of People. On several occasions I have seen discussions in the news about Significant Minorities. Yes, I know what they mean but it just makes me nervous that they do not know what they mean.

Ø Jumbo Shrimp...We have this bit of confusion thanks to George Carlin’s confusion over whether these were Large Shrimp or Small Jumbos.

Ø Miquela Sousa, who recently started gracing billboards from London to Japan is part of an Ugg Advertising Campaign...
>She ticks off all the boxes for the model of the moment because she is Exotic, Attractive and Huge on Instagram.
>She is also entirely Fake.
>She is actually (or should this be not actually?) a computer-generated character who—despite what she says on Instagram—can’t feel the pain of a hangover or appreciate how hard it is to walk in stilettos.
>Miquela is a test of the power of a Social-Media Celebrity.
>Currently Miquela has 1.5 million Instagram Followers.
>It sort of like that brilliant thinker from our past, Arislato, who said, “I know not what the future will bring but there are 2 things I know for sure will never happen. One is Alabama will never lose any game by 4 Touchdowns and the other is the World will never be Foolish enough to fall for a Social-Media Celebrity that does not actually exist because we all know Absurdity when we see it!”...Or does we?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella