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Chapel Hill, NC has come up with a plan of action that could get everyone in this country employed in no time at all.
They are banning all electronic device usage while driving. This means no texting and no cell phone use. When they say No Cell Phones they mean No Cell Phones. This includes all Hands-Free cell phones.
The Smartfella thinks the No Hands-Free aspect of this law is going to be tricky to enforce. How will a ticket-at-the-ready officer be able to tell if driver is talking through his car (like me) or with one of those little earpieces? I see only one possible way to make this enforcement policy work...
A bureaucrat is going to have to be stationed in every car in Chapel Hill to make sure that there is no Hands-Free Tomfoolery going on inside moving cars.
Expand this Bureaucratic Stationing nationwide and, there you have it, Full Employment!
Heck, our 9% approval rating Congress just might have to institute a Bureaucrat Guest Worker Importation Program.
Would I kid u?
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yo cabin..that was a good one.....hitler solved unemployment in preworld war twice too.....he either drafterd you into da army or killed you...unemployment went to zero percent.
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