What am I talking about? I’m not sure but I’ll come up with
something.
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We used to have the right to face our accuser. That was
before Mr. Anonymous raised his ugly head. He was quickly followed by the
appearance of the likes of...
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According to a source close to the matter...
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According to a person familiar with the matter...
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People familiar with the matter said...
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One of those involved said...
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In a private text-message exchange about two
weeks after election day...
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According to one document...
Ø Etc. Etc. Etc.
Now, long after The Lone Ranger (who never lived) died, we
have Masks Everywhere...
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Persons of Interest walk into banks wearing
masks. They are sometimes stopped by Security Guards who say, “You can’t walk
into a bank with a mask on”.
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The indignant mask wearer says in reply, “Oh,
yes, I can. Where have you been? Do you not watch TV? Every night thousands of Mask
Wearers roam the country causing all kinds of mayhem and they are not stopped
from roaming and mayheming”.
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“Who are you to say that I can’t come into
your bank and take some money. After all I’m not going to take all your bank’s
money. I’m only going to take a whole bunch of it”.
The befuddled Security Guard says...
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“You have a point there. Sorry I bothered you.
Would you like a cup of coffee while you wait for your money?”.
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It has gotten so bad that our Rulers are finding it necessary
to pass laws to try and get this Nationwide Mass Mask Epidemic under some kind
of control. You think I am making this up, don’t you? Ok, Mr. Smarty Pants,
here is an actual news article headline I just stumbled across...
A New York County Passes Anti-Mask Bill To Prevent
Anti-Israel Protesters From Shielding Identities
This Blog Posting has now come full circle (yea, I know it
took me a while).
Don’t for second think that Law and Order has won this
battle. It ain’t over till the inevitable lawsuits are over. The lawsuits will be
having their way with us for years to come.
Of course, the court actions will be accompanied by demonstrations outside the courthouses with all of the demonstrators shouting Jingle
Chants somewhere along these lines, “We don’t have to ask! We got a right to
mask!”
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Fella’s Own Stupid Opinion Department...Police ought to
make it a practice to rip off all masks they can get their hands on. This ought
to send the mask wearers scurrying away into the night. Since they are not
allowed to use their batons anymore, police need to have something to do with
their hands while they are asking the Mostly Peaceful Demonstrators To Stop
Setting Those Mostly Peaceful Fires.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
2 comments:
Im surprised that both mask types were not mentioned, those designed to disguise the crap coming out one end and the other for the face
Too tough for me. I’ll have to sleep on it.
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