AAUGH!

 

I don’t watch Morning TV. Oops, it looks like I started this Blog Posting with a lie. I need to remove the lie before I move on...

I used to not watch Morning TV but I gave it a try starting a few weeks back.

It was a mistake to have given it a try. I know you are dying to know why I decided it was a mistake...Or are you dying? I’ll give you a hint and the hint has to do with none other than Tom Brady...

Ø Morning talk show hosts shout at us all the time!...AAUGH!

Ø Morning talk show hosts talk faster than my ears can hear and understand....AAUGH!

Ø Morning talk show hosts appear to be in a constant state of happy but they must think that the awful news they shout at me faster than I can hear is happy news because they look so happy while 99% of what they report to us is Awful News. Why does Awful News make them Happy?...AAUGH!

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Enter Tom Brady...

They don’t know it yet but the talk show hosts just convinced me that I need to stop the insanity (listening to them is insanity). They just broke for a break. When they break for a break, they always give us an interesting News Hook that makes us want to sit through the commercials and still be there when the commercials are over to hear the You-Just-Gotta-Hear-This-Interesting-News-Hook-After-The-Commercial-Is-Over.

Here is the You Just Gotta Hear Interesting News Hook they tried to hook me with...

Stay with us because after the break we are going to tell you about Tom Brady’s Favorite Dessert!

Really?! Do they really think I am so stupid I would want to know what Tom Brady eats for a Dessert? They don’t have any respect for me! That’s it! I’m done!...

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=i%27m+not+gonna+take+it+anymore&atb=v355-1&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DsdQCPlAZjbY

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This Is The Bottom Line Area Of This Blog...

The Bottom Line is where is I put is something that is Fella Catchy, Fella Inspirational or (usually) Fella Foolish. None of that today because Fella can’t top Peter Finch’s forever to be remembered tirade.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: Have you noticed that Nightly News Shows are crammed packed with one disaster after another and at the end the Happy Talking Head looks at you through the camera and says something like, “Have a wonderful weekend!” If we truly had Accuracy in The Media The Head would say, “I hope you survive the weekend”.