Ø Did you know that, when I was young, postage stamps did not have glue on their back and (hold your nose) we were required lick them with your glossa? (Google It) We had no idea what yucky stuff was lurking back there.
Ø When away from home we had to go into a phone booth to make a phone call. These phone booths were the same places that some people often used for urination.
Ø Since Steve Jobs had yet to be invented to invent the Cell Phone, we had to go into those smelly Phone Booths to make phone calls but now cars are Phone Booths and we hardly ever urinate in them. That’s progress.
Ø Since the Button had yet to be invented, we had to reach up and pull down the lift gate on the back of our SUVs to close them.
Ø Since the cell phone had yet to be invented, we had to drive with both hands on the steering wheel.
Ø We did not have little self-sticking return address stickers with pictures of cute little doggies on them for our envelopes. We had to write in the Return Addresses by hand. This was a tremendous time waster.
Ø Because the Flicker had yet to be invented, we actually had to get up out of our chairs and walk all the way across the TV Room (which had just been invented) to change TV Channels.
Ø You are going to find this one really hard to believe...The Electronic Key Fob had yet to be invented and we actually carried around Medal Keys to stick in our car doors just to get into our cars. What a pain that was!
Ø The
manufacturers of Luxury Cars love this one...It appears Car Thieves are having
a field day by electronically hacking into cars and driving them away all over the Fruited Plain. I have been noticing that the number of luxury cars on the
road has multiplied a whole bunch. The thieves are driving their stolen cars
all over everywhere and the Luxury Cars Manufacturers are selling new Luxury
Cars to the rich people who had their cars hacked and driven away and they are
driving their Replacement Luxury Cars all over everywhere.
>If you search something like “thieves hacking key fobs” you can read
reports about this happening all over the Good Ole USofA.
>Here is just one... https://duckduckgo.com/?t=piriform&q=thieves+hacking+automobile+key+fobs&iax=videos&ia=videos&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dxk_fTTlGcMA
>Here is where you can buy protection... https://duckduckgo.com/?q=protect+key+fob+from+hacking&t=piriform&ia=web
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe: This message from Amazon sounds very important but actually it proves that a computer does not know the difference between a Significant Price Change and a Teenie Weenie Price Change...
Important messages about items in your Cart:
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Items in your Shopping Cart will always reflect the most recent price displayed on their product detail pages.
- Ikea Bevara Bag Sealing Clips 30 Pack has decreased from $6.90 to $6.89
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