I once lived high up on a mountain in a log cabin 8 miles from Dahlonega, GA and 8 miles from Cleveland, GA. That’s where I learned that Scorpions were not so bad because we had Scorpions inside the cabin but we did not have Roaches. I speculated that the Scorpions must have been eating the Roaches and I really don’t like Roaches so I thanked God for the Scorpions each night as I got down on my knees to pray (after I made sure I was not about to kneel near a Scorpion).
When one lives out in nature one’s mind can wander and here is where my mind wandered...
Ø This was about the time when the news shows started really warning us about China.
Ø We were told that China was our enemy because it wanted to do real mean things to us like: kill us all, blow us all up, invade us and take away our smartphones.
Ø My
wandering mind wandered all around these issues and it stumbled into this line
of thinking...
>Cleveland, Georgia and Dahlonega, Georgia were very close to each other
(still are).
>One day the mayor of Cleveland called his City Council together for a
meeting at which he laid out this proposed plan of action...
>>Cleveland gets 75% of its retail business activity from the people who
live in Dahlonega.
>>He said he was not sure why Dahlonegans were so infatuated with coming
to Cleveland to shop but Cleveland’s Chamber of Commerce has shown him the
statistics which documented that this had been the case for the last 20 years.
>>He then proposed to the Council that Cleveland set up its Guided Missile
Battalion tonight and first thing in the morning send enough Ballistic Missiles to Dahlonega to wipe Dahlonega
off the face of the Earth.
Having heard the Mayor’s Plan of Action the Council held a short discussion and voted 100% to approve what he had proposed.
Do you get my drift? Why would Clevelandites want to kill all the people who are contributing so much to Cleveland’s Economy?
It is not a quantum leap to then ask why does China want to be so mean to the Good Ole USofA a country which is contributing so much to the Economy of the People’s Republic of China.
Time for the Yea’s...
Ø Yea I know this is Silly.
Ø Yea I know it is Foolishness.
Ø Yea I know I don’t know what I am talking about...again.
As Silly and Foolish as this Blog Posting is, can any one of you explain to me why it is not Mind Wandering Worthy?
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
Lagniappe: Isn’t it strange how Communists Countries insist on naming themselves as if they were not Communists Countries...
Ø China ... People ’s Republic of China
Ø Soviet Union ... Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
Ø East Germany ... The German Democratic Republic
1 comment:
Having been an environmental "weenie" in Hammond, I can attest to the cigarette butts I picked up in our mega litter cleanups - hasn't been any better over the past 15 0r so years either. Once I wrote a letter recommending that the filters should be made out of biodegradable materials - didn't happen. wonder what archiologists will think in another century, digging up all these butts?
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