The Supreme Court Got It All Wrong...Again!

There they were again. Marching up and down again. Holding all sorts of signs again. Shouting out rhyming chants over and over again.

I had the feeling that I had seen and heard all this before and I had because I had seen and heard all of this yesterday and the day before yesterday and last week and the week before last and last month and the month before last. If the late Yul Brynner were not late he would probably say... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JHH6iwgIek

Somehow this one was different. Not only am I the Noticer but I am the Curious Noticer so I started trying to get to the bottom of this protest...

Me: Tell me exactly why you are demonstrating today.

He: I am demonstrating because the Radical Out Of Control Supreme Court just announced their latest decision.

Me: I’m confused.

He: Tell me why you are confused. There is nothing demonstrators love to do more than to disburse confusion wherever we find it. Confusion is a terrible thing. It’s so confusing.

Me: I have been listening to your rhyming every day chants every day for months now and I am certain that what the Supreme Court announced today was in complete agreement with what you were rhyming chanting yesterday that you wanted them to decide today. You got what you were demanding. In other words, You Won!

He: It makes no difference what we were chanting we wanted. If this Radical Out Of Control Supreme Court has announced a decision that is in agreement with what we were demanding than what we were demanding must not have been what we wanted and we must take a stand and change our demands to be in opposition to what this Radical Out Of Control Supreme Court has decided.

Me: It is going to take a lot of retooling to change your long held position and stop on a dime and turn around and be against what you were in favor of only yesterday.

He: Believe me it is not a problem. Our organization is nothing if we are not flexible. Our Sign Painting Department does this all the time. Our Rhyming Chant Guys are top notch professionals. They will be cranking out new Rhyming Chants before you know what hit you.

I told him I understood perfectly but I did not. There are not many times when Fella is speechless but this was certainly one of those times.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella