Wednesday, June 22, 2022

I Bet Most Of You Think Your Children Are Wonderful. I Would Also Bet None Of You Think Your Children Are Magic.

 

  

There you go again thinking Fella again has lost it again.

OK, Smarty Pants, I am going to make you feel Silly for thinking I am being Silly...

You are not as observant as I am observant, therefore, you have not noticed the Magic Children you see every day, as you watch TV, provided you watch TV. If you don’t watch TV, you are a very rare and very special person. My congratulations to you! AttaBoy/Girl! You will note that I did not go beyond the 2 categories of Attas because there are only 2 categories of Attas no matter how often you hear otherwise on TV, provided you watch TV.

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Ok, enough of what we call in the Blogging World, the Nonsensical Non-Serious Curious Introduction. I’m now moving on with the Serious Business of Foolishness!

Magic Children...

If you have not noticed them, you are really not paying attention, you are not a curious person and/or you ought to be ashamed of yourself.

There is a plethora of TV Commercials where we see...

Ø A beautiful house.

Ø A beautiful mother.

Ø The beautiful mother’s 2 beautiful children.

They are the Magic Children of which I speak.

Did you just say, “Hold on, Fella, you just took the liberty of throwing in the word ‘magic’ in front of the word ‘children’. I know you have been known to practice Fooletic License but I’m not going to let you get away with that. Explain yourself!”

My Dear Reader, I thought you would have seen it by now but I will be glad to take up your challenge...

Ø Where do children come from?

Ø Children come from the joining together of a Man and a Woman.

Ø There is never a Man in these Beautiful TV Commercials.

If there is no man in these beautiful houses and there are beautiful children in these beautiful houses, then Magic has come and gone and leaving left behind 2 Beautiful Magic Children.

Don’t feel badly. It has taken me years to get to the point where I notice everything but, to be honest with you, this was one of the easiest notices on record.

I wonder if there is actually someone keeping track of Noticing Records?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Could it be that all White males are working to support the beautiful home, wife, and children as all husbands should be doing?