Do You Use Their Gasoline Because Of What’s In Their Gasoline?

 

If you make it a point to use Shell Gasoline and, if I asked you why you make it a point to use Shell Gasoline, and you responded, “Because Shell Gasoline has V-Power”, I would wonder if you were smart enough to have a Driver’s License.

I noticed during the 4,391 mile road trip I just completed that I would actually have to spend $.70 extra to get V-Power because it only comes in Shell’s Premium Gasoline. All these years I thought the "benefits" of V-Power (whatever they are) were in all grades of Shell Gasoline!

What are the benefits of V-Power? Shell has never have told me. Have they told you? If they told you, why did you not tell me?

But Wait! ... Wait! (As they say on those “As Seen on TV” commercials) you get more than just V-Power with Shell Premium Gasoline, you also get...

Ø Nitro+ (what is that?).

Ø Plus you get 12X Protection (what is that?).

Would we be lining up to buy Shell Gasoline if they said their Gasoline contained Snake Oil or Dirt from Apple Orchards in New Guinea or Oatmeal?

Very likely, as long as it contains something, we would pull in and Fill ‘Er Up! (I never said we were not all collectively Silly).

The “X” in 12X Protection probably means 12 Times Protection but Protection from what? I’m not saying the last sentence of this Blog Posting is true because I am just playing Goofy...Or am I?

Could it possibly be it is 12 Times Protection from the engine destroying effects of V-Power and/or Nitro+?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella