Saturday, June 30, 2018

Y’all Come!

Immigration is all the rage at present. The poor unfortunate souls who were unlucky enough to be born in Guatemala, Honduras and Nicaragua need to get out of Guatemala, Honduras and Nicaragua and they have chosen the Good Ole USofA as their preferred choice of where they want to live.

 

A lot of Americans think, since We Have Lots of Room Up Here, and, if they want to live with us, we have an obligation to let them move up here if they want to move up here.

 

I say we ought to not wait for them to decide they want to be our neighbors. I think we ought to send planes down there and bring every one of them up here because, as stated above, We Have Lots of Room Up Here.

 

If we were to decide, after we have them all up here, we don’t like what the Good Ole USofA has turned into, we can just move down there because there will be no one living down there and there will be Lots Of Room Down There.

 

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 

Lagniappe: I can tell that one of you is questioning my use of “Y’all Come” as the Subject of this Blog Posting. Well, Mr. Picky, are not such phrases as “Y’all Come” used in the South? Guatemala, Honduras and Nicaragua are further South than our South. You All should know better than to question me.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am really surprised that anyone is still living in Mexico..................seriously they are ALL here in Houston!

Bob said...

But I don't want to go live in the jungle

Ludwig said...

This immigrant is grateful that the kind citizens of the good old USofA send a navy ship to bring me to these shores - at their expense. Along with my other fellow immigrants we have, with very few exceptions, tried to repay the kindness by being productive citizens and a credit to our newfound friends and neighbors.