Below are 3 examples I serve up to prove the startling premise I pecked out in the Subject of this Blog Posting. I made up one of them. Can you figure out which one is the complete fabrication of my silly mind?
Ø A robber (if I were a true professional news reporter, I would have written "suspected robber") took an unspecified amount of cash from a cell phone store at 10:30 a.m. on March 30th. The robber made no attempt to hide his identity &, during the course of the robbery (if I were a true professional news reporter I would have written "suspected robbery"), he ate Lay's Salt & Vinegar Potato Chips & Funyuns.
Ø A man wearing his work uniform, including his name tag, stole approximately $1,200 from a Dry Cleaning Store as it was nearing closing time on April 2nd. As he was leaving the store, the proprietor asked him if he was aware that he had his work uniform on & he replied, "That does not bother me. Lots of people work there."
Ø On April 3rd a man picked up a large canister owned by The Children's Miracle Network from the checkout counter at a local grocery store & carried it out of the store in plain sight. Once outside he broke the canister open, gathered up its contents & returned inside the store & processed the money through the CoinSTAR Machine. He reportedly made off with just over $100.
While you are trying to figure out which one of these 3 brazen robberies is a fabrication of my foolish mind, do not lose sight of the fact that 2 of them are absolute fact as reported in my local newspaper this very day.
I would not be so bold as to say the Battle for Truth, Justice & the American Way is completely lost but I can see the darkness at the end of the tunnel.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
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6 comments:
It is the same everywhere....... all three of your stories could be true. I almost got knocked down going into my local Wal-Mart by a fast black kid who was clutching a bundle of stolen merchandise to his chest while running out the door and making a clean get away!!
I pick the Miracle Network bandit as being your creation. Is I right or Not?
Mr. Anonymous, You are NOT right. Anyone want to guess?
Since i am on a roll as a loser, not the first time, i pick # 1 as yours. is i right or Not?
Fiction is more believable than truth. Mr. Anonymous, you are wrong. If you take one more swing at it, I feel certain you will not strike out. :-)
No thanks. I will quit while I am ahead.
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