I self-published my book & to this day only 98 people have obtained a copy for their bathrooms.
American Sniper was also self-published & has sold hundreds of thousands of copies & the movie has 5 Academy Award Nominations.
As far as I know I do not have a single Academy Award Nomination.
I have too much pride to have ever begged anyone to buy my book but, on more than one occasion, I have cried myself to sleep about my lagging sales numbers.
I have begun to fight back. I have a new plan to boost sales. I am going to change my catchy sales enticer phrase from World's Greatest Bathroom Book to the Best Little Read Book On The Prairie.
That oughta do it.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
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2 comments:
I bought your book and found it enlightning. By the way, where's the check you promised?
Hang in there, it is sure to catch on soon... :-)
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