Headline in my newspaper...
TSA Scraps Plan To Allow Small Knives on Planes
The Transportation Security Administration head has decided to NOT loosen rules that have been in place since 911.
Are these people a dim as they appear to the rest of us? Here are the changes they were on the brink of making before people started shouting at them...
- OK to carry Hockey Sticks.
- OK to Golf Clubs.
- OK to carry Billiard Cues.
How in the heck did they come up with the above list of permissables? Is there really a lot of demand to cuddle up with such items as these on passenger flights?
Actually there was another item that I did not put on the above list. It requires the Special Smartfella Treatment...
Allowed To Carry Knives with Blades of 2.36 Inches Or Less
Would such a blade be able to wreak as much havoc with one’s throat as a Box Cutter?
How did they come up with 2.36 inches? Is 2.36 inches harmless and 2.37 inches dangerous?
Would our Crack TSA Agents have had a government issued measuring tool to be able to quickly ascertain that your little 2.36 inch knife is not a dangerous 2.37 inch dagger?
Look on the bright side. The terrorist are probably too busy laughing at us to make bombs.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
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