If Only Members Of Congress Were As Upfront With Us As Racecar Drivers

Racecar Drivers plainly tell us who their sponsors are (who gives them money).

Just as Racecar Drivers do, Members of Congress ought to be required to wear “sponsor” patches on their $1,200 suits.

The only problem I see with this very logical plan is we would have to require that all Members of Congress be 7’ 5” tall. If they were shorter than this height, they would not be able to find enough space to give credit where credit is due.

One final thought. If we had to limit Members of Congress to people 7’ 5” tall, we might not find enough tall people to fill up the Halls of Congress. That would be terrible! … Or would it?

Would I kid u?