Arnold Is Not Very Smart

Image via WikipediaI am attacking the Governor of California because he is definitely not smart. It is obvious. Don’t you see it? Anyone with any smarts at all would not want to be Governor of California and Arnold wanted to be Governor of California. If he still wants to be Governor of California after almost two full terms, he is really beyond all hope.

My newspaper tells me California is out of control...

• On the brink of insolvency.
• It soon may have to pay its bills with IOUs ... again.
• Arnold proposed a budget last January.
• The legislature had until July 1st to revise and pass a final budget.
• As of September 30th and the legislature has still not finalized a budget.

Image via WikipediaTheir defenders will say they have not been sitting on their hands. They have been passing other legislation. I decided to check out their recent legislative record.

Being open minded I called the California Legislature and asked for a conference call so I could better understand what they have been working so hard on that the budget remains unfinished.

The entire legislature consented to gather in bar so they could explain their actions to me on a speakerphone. I was very pleased that they took so much time out of their busy schedules to patiently explain to me what they have been doing. How lucky you are to be a reader of Foolishness...Or Is It?! You now get to read about and appreciate the California Legislature for all its worth...

• They are working on replacing the State Rock: “It is the intent of the Legislature to remove the serpentine as The State Rock and provide a suitable replacement.”
• Lawmakers passed the Happy Cows Bill.
• The Legislature also found the time to create the Lobster Management Enhancement Advisory Committee.
• They also passed Motorcycle Awareness Month.
• They seemed very proud that they passed Cuss Free Week.

Some legislators say it’s unfair to criticize them for spending time on matters like this. Only a few in the leadership or budget committee are involved in developing a spending plan. The rest of them must go about the normal business of lawmaking.

Just in case you have lost sight of what is normal lawmaking, please go to the beginning of this blog and read it again. This, my dear reader, is normal lawmaking.

Would I kid u?
PS: I delayed sending this posting out and now I see in my newspaper that there is more foolishness coming out of California and I have to expand this piece.

I’m going to have to cut this one off or quit reading my newspaper because the foolishness from California just keeps on coming.

“Medical” Marijuana in California is legal but having more than an ounce or less of non-medical marijuana in your possession has been a Misdemeanor.

California wants to make their Marijuana more free flowing so now they have changed this “offense” from a Misdemeanor to an Infraction.

If I had held off on finalizing this posting, I might have to modify my modification to inform you that it is now a Minor infraction or a Mini infraction or, if you do not have an ounce of Marijuana in your possession, you have committed a Felony.