It is a sad situation that the man is always the dumb one in the modern day TV commercial. Luckily the hapless male has the opportunity during the commercial to be enlightened by a highly intelligent and obviously superior woman. However, men are really in trouble now.
According to an article in The Atlanta Journal & Constitution we are going to be made completely unnecessary in the future…
"Scientists have found a way to cut dads out of the picture, at least among rodents: They have produced mice with two genetic moms --- and no father."
One day the women of the future will be able to go to museums and see displays about men. There will be inscriptions that say something like; "The species was unintelligent, hot headed, determined to control the remote and always the villain in TV dramas. Once it was determined that they were no longer needed for reproduction, their numbers declined dramatically. They were pushed to the brink of desperation and eventual certain extinction back in the 21st Century after the all-female United States Senate refused efforts to place them on the Endangered Species List. President Chelsea Clinton was reported to have simply smiled quietly to herself when she heard the news."
Would I kid u?
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