Friday, March 15, 2019

After Reading Darn Near Any Paragraph Of Darn Near Any Law Passed By Our 9% Approval Rated Congress This Question Is Sure To Be Asked... “Huh?”

I have done this kind of analysis in the past for Foolishness...Or Is It?. I am doing it again because you were not paying attention last time.

Point of discussion for today: Our Laws Are So Confusing They Can’t Be Understood

Send in the Regulators (or as Frank Sinatra used to sing), “Send In The Clowns”. These Civil Servants tell us what the laws mean based on their understanding of what the words say...

Ø Or is it...What they think they say.

Ø Or is it...What they are told they say.

Ø Or is it...What they want them to say.

We will never know. We just comply as best we can and, if we get it wrong, we go to jail.

I contend that the excerpts you are about to read below are Silliness That Even the Creators of this Confusion Do Not Understand.

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I promise you that the 3 paragraphs below were taken completely at random from...

PUBLIC LAW 115–52—AUG. 18, 2017 entitled

“FDA Reauthorization Act of 2017”

My completely at random first paragraph:

(J) in subparagraph (A) of such paragraph (2), by

amending the first sentence to read as follows: ‘‘Except

as provided in subparagraphs (B) and (C), each person

who is named as the applicant in a human drug application,

and who, after September 1, 1992, had pending before

the Secretary a human drug application or supplement,

shall pay the annual prescription drug program fee established

for a fiscal year under subsection (c)(5) for each

prescription drug product that is identified in such a human

drug application approved as of October 1 of such fiscal

year.’’;

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Another completely at random paragraph from the same law:

(G) scientific or operational challenges associated with

performing an investigation described in section

505B(a)(1)(B) of the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic

Act, including the effect on pediatric studies currently

underway in a pediatric patient population, treatment of

a pediatric patient population, and the ability to complete

adult clinical trials;

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The last completely at random paragraph from the same law:

‘‘(A) data, analysis, and discussion of the changes in

the number of full-time equivalents hired as agreed upon

in the letters described in section 301(b) of the Generic

Drug User Fee Amendments of 2017 and the number of

full time equivalents funded by budget authority at the

Food and Drug Administration by each division within

the Center for Drug Evaluation and Research, the Center

for Biologics Evaluation and Research, the Office of Regulatory

Affairs, and the Office of the Commissioner;

All Regulatory Interpretations usually come down to one or all of the following...

Ø Trust us.

Ø We are smart and you’re not.

Ø You owe more taxes.

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

Lagniappe: If you want to practice your Written Law Understanding Skills, click on the link below and you can read this Unable To Be Understood Foolishness in its entirety. You will then be able to hone your skills on the 38,241 or 39,917 words contained in the law (I took 2 different counts and got 2 different totals)...

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/2430/text?format=txt

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just read the first year of your blogs – with a few minor changes, the blogs would be just as relevant today as they were in 2006.

Omygawd!!!

SmartFella? said...

This may be the best compliment I have ever had! Before I begin to quibble, allow me to Thank You Very Much! ... Quibbling Part: What do you mean "with a few minor changes"? I wish to argue that point but, since you are Mr. Anonymous, I can't do that, so I won't bother. :-)

Alessandro Rosolino Ortolano said...

Government memo 1942
Such preparations shall be made as will completely obscure all federal buildings and non-Federal buildings occupied by the Federal government during an air raid for any period of time from visibility by reason of internal or external illumination.

FDR said, “Tell them…”
…that in buildings where they have to keep the work going to put something across the windows.