Wednesday, November 21, 2018

I Know I Am Treading On Thin Ice With This One

I am on thin ice with this one only because in the Good Ole USofA today we are not allowed to try and make sense or even joke about the use of “He” and “She”. Please do these 3 things before you attach a scathing comment to this Blog Posting...

Ø See the humor.

Ø Read what the Blog Posting has to say before you stop reading and start writing your scathing comment.

Ø See the humor.

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I understand it is only a matter of time before we will have Female Presidents of the Good Ole USofA .

 

When that happens it will no longer be correct to say things like, “All of the men who have served as President in the past” instead, it will be proper and correct to say, “All of the men and women who have served as President in the past”.

 

Until that time, it is still correct to say, “All of the men who have served as President in the past” because there has never been any female Presidents who have served as President.

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They Roam the Halls of Congress

At this point I wish to state an undeniable fact...

Some of Our Senators Are Mental Midgets

One such Senator is roaming the halls of Congress at this time because I just read where he said (Note: I did not say “he or she said” because he is only one person and he is a he), The President deserves to have a Secretary of State that agrees with him or her in general on a foreign-policy direction”. (Note: I did the underlining.)

 

Come on, Senator, we only have one President at this time and, as unfair as that may be, he happens to be a he...again.

 

Senator, you would be correct if you were speaking in general terms and you said, A President deserves to have a Secretary of State that agrees with him or her in general on a foreign-policy direction”. (Note: I did the underlining.)

 

Until such time as we actually have had Presidents that have been a She, it is not proper to refer to all our past Presidents as “He or She”. Therefore, when we have actually have had Females as Presidents and you want to say, The President deserves to have a Secretary of State that agrees with him or her in general on a foreign-policy direction”, you will then have my permission to remove “Mental Midget” from your Senatorial Business Card.

 

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is no joking matter, well a small joking matter, it is definitely a joking matter. I am sure if it.

Anonymous said...

Good Morning: Happy Black Friday. Maybe I have not recovered from Thanksgiving turkey and whatever it contains that mellows you out but you get no squawk from me on your posting. Language still stands for something and the democrat senator did not use it as he should have as I believe as he has mixed his tenses.

Anonymous said...

Seems like mental midgets come in bunches these days!