Tuesday, January 23, 2018

The Missing Victims

The Good Ole USofA has sleep-walked through another Government Shutdown. As is Standing Operating Procedure with all Shutdowns all media outlets are required by law to point out all the “Victims” of the ongoing Shutdown while it is Going On.

 

The word “Victims” above was placed in quotes because it is a bit hazy as to whether they are, in fact, “Victims”. The only real inconvenience they have is they are subjected to a Cash Flow Problem because they are not receiving their pay checks but they will all get their missed pay checks as soon as the Shutdown is done being down.

 

I will now list some of the Cash Flow “Victims” for whom the Media demanded we feel sorry. As you read the list try and think about who is not on the list...

Ø The Military but we are told we should not feel too sorry for them because they are too busy to spend their pay checks anyway.

Ø The Non-Essential Bureaucrats all of whom were told to stay home. I always wonder, if they are Non-Essential, why do they have jobs at all.

Ø NASA Workers and this one was a real dilemma for Congress. A special committee had been set up which was trying to figure out a way to stop the Astronauts up in the International Space Station from working on an emergency Space-Walk Repair that was threatening to kill everyone on board.

 

OK, that’s enough examples of “Victims”. Did you come up with any group of “Victims” that were not on the list? By golly you hit the nail on the head! It’s the Members of Congress. Why did they not make the “Cash Flow Victims” List?

 

Could it be that they were protected by the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990? Allow me to quote wording from the law itself... “An individual with a disability is a person who has a physical or mental impairment.”  (I did the underlining of the word “mental”.)

 

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is all a game just using old script. I am not sure about the military not getting their pay if pay day is MIA day. I may be wrong but somewhere in the back of my mind it is the actual military that gets paid, some civilians employees of the military are paid some are not but would not bet on it. The judges are always paid so their employees are always paid same about the US congress so guess their employees but there are so many employees a great # would be considered critical ie air traffic controllers and millions more.

Anonymous said...

This makes number 17 shut downs in recent times. I heard that Jimmy Carter had 5 shut downs during his 4 year administration.... so we are still here, but this time I think the Dems might have had their butts kicked.

SmartFella? said...

Mr. Anonymous, I did not realize how common Shutdowns are. You made me look it up & I found this link which shows you are off by 1. There have actually been 18 since the Fall of 1976...
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/1/19/16905584/government-shutdown-history-clinton-obama-explained