Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Even If It Is Good For You, You Gotta Stay Away From It

I asked my computer, “Can Sudafed Adversely Affect Sleep?”, and I got this listing...

 

Common adverse side effects of Sudafed include:

  • nervousness
  • restlessness or excitability (especially in children)
  • dizziness
  • headache
  • fear
  • anxiety
  • loss of appetite
  • sleep problems (insomnia)
  • skin rash
  • itching
  • tremors
  • hallucinations
  • convulsions (seizures)
  • nausea
  • vomiting
  • flushing (warmth, tingling, or redness under your skin)

 

Wow! That’s a lot of Adversely Affecting! That’s a lot of Good Information...Or is it?

 

My computer then told me, “This is not a complete list of side effects and others may occur”.

 

The Bottom Line Is...

Sudafed Can Cause Anything

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I showed a draft of this Blog Posting to one of my Dear Readers and it upset him so much that he said to me, “Whenever I get this upset, I have a Burning Desire to eat a piece of Roasted Chicken”.

 

Off he went to buy his Roasted Chicken.

 

About 30 minutes later he returned and he was more upset than he was when he had headed out to get his Chicken Fix. I had a hard time calming him down but eventually I did get him to tell me his sad story. His voice was quivering as he said to me, “The Gonna-Warn-You-About-Everything-People got to the Roasted Chicken ahead of me! It was awful! I don’t know what I am going to do without my Chicken Fix but there is no way I can eat that Chicken because it contains things (or was near things) that it does not have in it but which may be in it which might or might not be bad for me if I consumed them, was near them or was near someone who consumed them or was near them!”...

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Notice, we have progressed so far along the Road to Hysteria that we are now being warned about eating Wholesome Ingredients.

 

That’s Progress!

 

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

1 comment:

Bobby Tony said...

As usual you have pointed out the foolishness that surrounds us. Warning, when applied to food or elections, you can't be too safe.

Wholesome - adjective
• conducive to or suggestive of good health and physical well-being. "the food is plentiful and very wholesome"
• synonyms: healthy, health-giving, healthful, good (for one), nutritious, nourishing; More conducive to or promoting moral well-being.
• "good wholesome fun" synonyms: good, ethical, moral, clean, virtuous, pure, innocent, chaste;