What are the chances that a baby of today (or into the foreseeable
future) will get such Return Home Instructions as laid out in the Subject
Above?
If you think the chances are good, you must not be aware of
the Baby Tracker App and what it
portends for the babies of the future.
I did not make up the Baby
Tracker App. It is a real product and it is the Modern Parent’s opportunity
to Know Everything about Everything concerning Anything about their darling
little baby during the years it will take for the little darling to grown up
and become a Teen-Age Know It All.
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You don’t believe me? Check me out…
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The smaller print below comes from the Baby Tracker App Web
Page...
Designed by busy parents, for
busy parents, Baby Tracker offers a simple, streamlined way to track your
baby’s daily habits, health, and exciting “firsts” of those precious early days
and months. Log feedings, diaper changes, and sleep patterns with a quick
one-handed tap, then feel free to go back later and add details and even
photos.
With Baby Tracker App you will be on top of it all!
Feeding (Breastfeeding) Logger
Diaper Logger
Sleep Logger
Diaper Change Tracker
Sleep Schedule
Growth Tracker
Milestone Logger
>Make custom categories for baby’s first smile, first tooth, or first step
>Snap a picture on the spot, or add one from your existing library
>Use photos for a gallery-style album of baby’s goals and achievements
>Create an entry with a quick tap, or include journal notes for more detail
Health Logger
Feed (Breastfeeding), Diaper and Sleep Logger Data Interpretation
Feed (Breastfeeding), Diaper and Sleep Log Data Sync
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Here is one of the Comments on the Baby Tracker App web page...
“I don’t know how people had infants before this thing
existed. I use it to track my daughter’s sleep, meals and diaper changes, and
since it lets you share data with multiple users, my husband sits at his desk
at work and tracks her too—he’ll text me “great nap” the second she’s up.”
The Husband Sits At His Desk And Watches This App! Aghhhhh! This is definitely overkill!
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Fella’s ability to
see into the future sees what is coming...
Boss...Sidney,
something is amiss with you recent performance. You are missing deadlines. You
sales volume has fallen like a rock. You are not returning your clients phone
calls, emails, tweets or text messages. Heck, you are not returning my phone
calls, emails, tweets or text messages. You can tell me, son, what’s wrong with
you?
Sidney...Sarah
and I have had a baby (We named him “SaveTheWorld” ... ”Savior” for short) and using
our Baby Tracker App we are tracking and recording every breastfeeding, poop,
nap, growth spurt, every ounce of weight change, first smile, first step, first
fall, every fall, every get up from every fall, every emergence of every tooth
and achievement of every established goal we set for our baby.
Boss...This is
unacceptable! You are no longer productive in the workplace! I am going to have
to Fire You because you are no longer of any benefit to this company.
Sidney...You
can’t let me go. Baby Tracker App’s Management foresaw this possibility and has
a bevy of lawyers ready to sue your Baby Hating Butt.
Boss...This is
awful! I can see the darkness at the end of the tunnel. My only recourse is to
shut down this company and let go the 12,567 associates it employs.
Sidney...I am
very sorry to hear what you just said. I hate to be the reason why all my
co-workers will lose their jobs but I will never give up my Baby Tracker App! I do understand perfectly that you have no
choice other than to shut down the company, however, you should not despair completely
because SaveTheWorld (Savior for short) will repair the damage when he grows up
and Saves the World.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
