Wednesday, January 03, 2018

Is It Really That Dangerous?

Micro Drone Specifications:

Dimensions…2.3 Inches X 2.3 Inches

Weight…3.8 ounces

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Do you think the Drone is Dangerous?

 

If you said “No”, you are wrong!

 

The booklet that comes with it thinks it is Very Dangerous. Pages 2 thru 11 the booklet tells you how dangerous it really is…

Ø 5 Cautions

Ø Important Safety Instruction Message: “All of the safety and operating instructions should be read, adhered to and followed before the unit is operated”. (I guess there is a difference between “Adhered To” and “Followed”.)

Ø 41 Warnings

Ø 5 Danger Caution Warnings (or are they Danger Warning Cautions?)

 

Inside the booklet there is…

Ø Another Caution: (Yes, All Caps) “DO NOT ATTEPMT TO FLY THE MICRO DRONE IF THERE IS RAIN, SNOW, HEAVY WINDS, THUNDER OR LIGHTENING OUTDOORS. IT COULD DAMAGE YOUR PRODUCT AND MAY CAUSE BODILY HARM”.

Ø 3 More Warnings

 

One of the strangest Dangers Caution Warnings is, “Do not use while bathing or in a shower”.

 

As you, my dear readers, may remember, I bought a handgun on Black Friday last. I don’t want you to think I am going overboard with this Blog Posting nor do I want you to think I am going crazier than you may already think I am crazy, so I won’t go count up what I am wondering about…

I wonder if the Handgun Handbook had this many Warnings, Cautions and Dangers?

Maybe I am overreacting. It just might cause a rather serious dent in a person if a 2.3 inch X 2.3 inch 3.8 ounces flying thingy flew into his chest…Or could it?

 

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

 

Lagniappe: I know I have several lawyers among my Dear Readers. I can just hear them thinking to their collective selves, “This is unconscionable! How could such a dangerous projectile be released upon an unsuspecting public with only 6 Cautions, 44 Warnings and 5 Danger Caution Warnings? With every passing day I am more and more convinced that they need people of my ilk!” (I just love using the word “ilk”.)