Monday, June 26, 2017

Don’t Blame Me. I Tried To Give You A Lot Of Money But You Lollygagged And Your Opportunity Has Now Passed You By.

In June of last year I offered any single one of my Dear Readers the opportunity to be given a nickel every time that lucky person heard in the news or saw written in any news publication the word, “Comey”.


To become eligible to be buried in nickels all any one of you had to do was be the first to take me up on my offer.


Not one of you had the foresight to take advantage of this financial windfall. A lot of money was right there for the taking. As of this moment, it is too late. I am withdrawing my foolish offer.


I have dogged a bullet for sure. Little did I realize that, had one of you taken me up on this offer, that person would today have all my money.


I bet you are kicking your collective selves. If I were you, I sure would be.


Would I kid u?