I saw a news article where a man was removed from his car by a Carjacker at the point of a gun. The victim cooperated but the Carjacker ended up not taking his car.
What happened? ...
Ø Did the Royal Canadian Mounted Police ride up and chase away the villain?
Ø Did a Meteorite come down and kill the dastardly fellow on the spot?
Ø Did the victim have a picture of Vladimir Putin duct taped to the dashboard and the bad guy was afraid to enter the vehicle for fear that Vladimir would come invade his home?
I know you are having a hard time deciding among these 3 very possible possibilities. I’ll save you from your quandary and give you the answer...
The Villain/Dastardly Fellow/Bad Guy Left the Vehicle Because He Could Not Drive a Stick Shift Car
Looks like the Villain/Dastardly Fellow/Bad Guy did not properly train himself for his chosen profession.
Would I kid u?
Smartfella
3 comments:
This result firmly establishes the fact that Carjackers are most often Shiftless Villains!
It is apparent that we need federal funds to educate the poor, the downtrodden, the disenfranchised, the shiftless, the outlaws. It is their right to know how to drive manual transmission vehicles. As pesz bo would probably say, "if it would help just one carjacker, it would be worth it, it's only fair."
Good one.................. Thanks!
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