Wednesday, August 21, 2013

I Am Tired Of Being Right So Often ... Or Am I?

Back in April 2008 I blogged this bit of Foolishness...

Princess Diana Will Never Die

What a great purchase! I now own a genuine crystal ball certified by the FDA, the American Medical Association, the CIA and Gypsies Are People Too, Inc. It really works. I am so pleased.

I gave it an initial tryout and looked to the year 2108. The ball told me that the 716th trial and/or hearing and/or investigation into the death of Princess Diana has ruled that she was killed in an accident in a Paris street tunnel while being chased by paparazzi in an automobile driven by a drunken limo driver. That’s the same verdict that was rendered in the prior 715 trials and/or hearings and/or investigations into how she died.

The article goes on to further state that the ruling will be appealed with the money coming from a Perpetual Appeal Trust Fund that was set up by the late Mohamed Fayed, the father of Diana's boyfriend at the time of her death.

Would I kid u?

It is now August 2013 and like the guy who jumped off of a 14 story building who said as he passed floor number 7, “So far so good”, my Diana Forever Prediction is right on target.

Now we are being instructed by our various News Organizations that we must get excited about Diana Being Murdered!...

Princess Diana Death Probe: British Media Reports Allegation That Royal's Death Was No Accident

If you want to read the entire article, you can go to this link: http://gma.yahoo.com/princess-diana-death-probe-british-media-reports-allegation-170105344--abc-news-topstories.html?vp=1

If not, here are some Tidbits...

  • She was murdered by British Special Forces.
  • The whole thing was covered up by everyone in the British Government including that Baby Prince who was born last month.
  • The Metropolitan Police Service is involved in the investigation.
  • Scotland Yard is involved but says they are not doing a re-investigation but are simply “scoping” out the allegations.
  • The Specialist Crime and Operations Command is involved in the investigation.
  • The Baby Prince is involved in the investigation.
  • Mohammad al Fayed the father of Dodi al Fayed (Diana’s boyfriend) is saying, “I told you so”.
  • Catchy phrases like “unlawful killing”, “grossly negligent driving”, “shocking allegations”, “sensational claims”, “conspiracy”, “murder” and “red-hot story” are again being thrown about.
  • This new allegation came from the estranged parents of the wife of a former intelligence operative (otherwise known as hearsay about hearsay).

As usual the Smartfella will try and speak sanity to our insane world...

Can you imagine how many people would have to be in on such a murder conspiracy? In this day and age when everyone is spilling the beans about everything, does anyone really believe that one of the umpteen people that would have had to be involved to pull this murder off would not have tweeted this story, wrote a book about this story, posted on his FaceBook Wall or met in a downtown garage in the middle of the night to fill in Bob Woodward about all the juicy details?

The Smartfella just put on his Predicting the Future Hat and here is what I see...

After all this is over the temporary final determination will be that Princess Diana was killed in an accident in a Paris street tunnel while being chased by paparazzi in an automobile driven by a drunken limo driver.

I would think that Alex Rodriguez is looking around, after seeing all this Diana Consternation, and saying, “Hey! What about me?”

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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