Sunday, August 18, 2013

Legal Happenings I Will Never See Happen But I Wish I Would

Just read in my Newspaper the following, “began what could be a lengthy legal battle”.

Do you see what’s bothering me? Why not? It ought to be bothering you. It is right in front of you. Oh well, this is why you have me.

Everything legal takes too long. I would love to see the following legal proceedings become commonplace in courtrooms throughout the Good Ole USofA...

  • The judge sets aside part of Thursday afternoon to handle this very important issue.
  • Since the matter before the courts is of long lasting legal significance, it is certain to take a wee bit of court time to get it resolved.
  • A judge telling the attorneys that they had both made excellent opening arguments but advising them that each took 10 minutes and they ought to cut it down next time, that they were now going to break for lunch and when they return they would wrap the case up in time for happy hour.

I’m sure the lawyers reading this Wee Bit of Foolishness are saying to their collective selves...

Smartfella, you do not understand. Any issue that is brought into court ought to be properly obfuscated, dissected and twisted so that our clients can be assured that they have their Constitutionally Guaranteed right to receive that which they do not deserve.

Faced with such unassailable Lawyer Logic the Smartfella would feel properly put in his place and would readily admit he was sorry he had ever brought this issue up... Or would he?

Would I kid u?

Smartfella

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